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alex just said no more clairo in the car…during women’s history month…

do you remember where you were when you found out what a blumpkin is?

you either die a poppunk band or live long enough to get a lap steel player

being woke sucks

i have a debilitating neurological condition where i want to call all of my friends bae

on the plane thinking of funny quips to say if someone spills a drink on me

what the

i would love to live in a GIFless world

lets get the joyce manor band on Traitors

a cartoon character is crying in front of a piano and a door that has the letter t on it ALT: a cartoon character is crying in front of a piano and a door that has the letter t on it

me trying to remember the thought i had seven seconds ago

seriously….no one was going to tell me party rock is in the house tonight?

I love when my therapist brings up scandoval

I love when a tweet is so clearly aimed at covering all the possible bases of any way someone could get mad at them. Puritanical culture is now PRitanical culture. And I’ve trademarked that!

Steely dan song playing in my dream

I think we could do it if we tried

Listening to my chemical romance…. Good!

I wish i was a normie w a desk job but instead i watched a sims 2 fan made music video for sk8er boi by avril lavigne every day in 4th grade and now i have bad tattoos and no college degree

Cool thing about working at a bar is when someone is being weird its like oh right this guys wasted

Its crazy how much the song sk8er boi, and a fan made sims 2 music video, have shaped the course of my life

Bringing the culture of durham to chapel hill by running red lights

Naked In Manhattan? What is she, Big Apple Roan?

What to do when my wife is not home except check her location every ten minutes

I love when my lyft driver goes really really fast. I feel spiritually connected when they do that

I love sleeping, resting, and lying down

Lana has been my top artist multiple years and I’ve only ever listened to NFR! and Lust for Life except for last week I listened to Born to Die for the first time

At least they’re both cute 😊

Back in my day there was only one gender. And every Friday one kid could bring it home for the weekend to take care of it

Blowing your nose rocks

I’m kind of weird bc I like the smiths…

I love transgender people