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Writer for hire. Mostly tech, Apple, games, retrogaming, design. Smashes out words for Stuff, Wired, TapSmart and others. He/him. GF/DF. Likes Lego and Mini Schnauzers. Email: hello at craiggrannell dot com // https://linktr.ee/craiggrannell

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Thumbsticks seem fine to me so far.

12.03.2026 10:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most of the Squirrels are tiny. Duggee is hefty though. Maybe he can stand further back?

11.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fine – he can go on the Β£1 coin. :D

11.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fine with the CU thing. That felt like an β€œif not even this, then what?”
tactic to shift the argument. SM has been LD policy for years (the final part of the re engagement steps). But this culture war bullshit is just awful. And I’m sick of their illiberalism re tech.

11.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK. Here we go. British animals on banknotes:

Β£5 Bagpuss
Β£10 Feathers McGraw
Β£20 Sooty, Sweep and Sue
Β£50 Bunny vs Monkey
Β£100 (Scotland only) The entire cast of Hey Duggee

11.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Even more baffling is just discovering that Ed Davey has leapt aboard the stupid bus. Good grief. I know his party is trying to attract Tories, but it’s not trying to attract flag shaggers who seem to think we should return to and permanently reside in the 1940s.

11.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They say things come in threes. Lib Dems fucked up with the social media comms. Now this shitshow. I can only imagine tomorrow one of their senior figures will be yelling LEAVE MEANS LEAVE from the top of a bus.

Do better, Ed Davey. You shouldn’t be aping Reform and Tories in culture war twattery.

11.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, come on. They asked the public. The public responded. The British public like animals.

Yours is a ridiculous stance to take and another weird piece of positioning for you and your party (after the illiberal stance on social media and under 18s). It also whiffs of Reform. Stop it, please.

11.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Native British Animals you say?

11.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 605 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 19

If we’re going for fictional animals, I’m thinking either Looshkin or Bunny vs Monkey on the 50.

11.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t this essentially:

BOE: What would everyone like on their banknotes this time?

British public: Well, we really like animals!

BOE: Sounds good – let’s do thβ€”

Badenoch: WHY NOT CHURCHILL? BANK OF ENGLAND AND LABOUR ARE WOKE GONE MAD!

11.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s Tories. Brits… like wildlife. The BoE did a public consultation and… probably found that Brits like wildlife. But, no, this also has to be culture war bullshit, because Badenoch is so buried in X now she doesn’t know anything else.

11.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t this essentially:

BOE: What would everyone like on their banknotes this time?

British public: Well, we really like animals!

BOE: Sounds good – let’s do thβ€”

Badenoch: WHY NOT CHURCHILL? BANK OF ENGLAND AND LABOUR ARE WOKE GONE MAD!

11.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.

11.03.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 1325 πŸ” 332 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 9

Apparently, today’s the day when I discover that the overlap between British legal minds and 1980s gaming is well beyond zero. :D

We just need another British lawyer to pop up now in favour of the C64 (since DAG is a Speccy fan), to get a most surreal online playground scrap meets courtroom drama.

11.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What is not happening with constitutionalism in the United States and the United Kingdom

A look at constitutionalism (and the lack of it) in the US and UK, with reference to a 1980s computer magazine column

By me at The Empty City

Substack:
emptycity.substack.com/p/what-is-no...

11.03.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

(Oli Frey print of Zzap!64 issue 3 to the left of it!)

11.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Framed ZX Spectrum, alongside Oli Frey poster.

Framed ZX Spectrum, alongside Oli Frey poster.

I was a C64 lad, but the Speccy definitely had more flexible underlying abilities when it came to game making, and the graphics could be fab in the right hands. The original 48k sounded bloody awful compared to the SID though. As a *machine*, however, it looked wonderful. I have one on the wall.

11.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably don’t look *too* deep into Paul Sumner either.

11.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now wondering if it’s an oddity or somehow inevitable that great British legal minds end up referencing one of the best video game mags ever to exist. And that Oli Frey art still kicks bottom.

11.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It says a lot that Yvette Cooper, of all people, is looking progressive and reasonable here.

11.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lego’s Luigi Mario Kart set finally gives Mario someone to race across your desk | Stuff Build your Nintendo Lego collection with the latest Mario Kart entry, Luigi and his Mach 8

These giant Lego Mario Kart sets look very nice, and I in some ways prefer the Luigi one to Mario. But… I’d much prefer Yoshi! www.stuff.tv/hot-stuff/te...

10.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s more or less the current policy at mini-G’s school – and one I’m on board with. Next year is going to be… interesting. Local buses prefer digital tickets. Parents use phones for tracking. Kids need a device for homework and timetables. So *at best*, parents will need to buy extra gear now.

10.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. I can’t see too many folks on Apple’s leadership team manually faffing about with devices. The nanny or subordinates probably deal with that.

10.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My kid, eg, is very young when it comes to TV and movies. But as a reader, she’s very mature. Games sit somewhere in the middle. So we tailor access and suggestions towards what we know she will like. Apps exist in a somewhat similar space.

10.03.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We did the same. Mini-G had used tech since she was a toddler (no surprise, given my job!), has long loved IPads and then got a smartphone at 11 – but it’s also pretty locked down. The β€˜conversation’ approach also enables you to work out together what’s appropriate for *you*. Same with all media.

10.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Given the age of your youngling, are you in an area where there’s a rolling ban coming in though? (Here, mini-G is the last Year 7 allowed a smartphone. As of next school year, there will be a total on-site ban for incoming Year 7s, which will then work its way through the entire school by 2030.)

10.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She and you seem to be going about things the right way. And, yes, conversation and education is the way to go. Mini-G is not always happy with our decisions as parents (Roblox is a straight β€œnope”, for example), but she has relative and growing online freedoms as she shows she can be trusted.

10.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, yes. I imagine there are quite a few illiberal and conservative people who’d very much be up for that.

10.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These systems do need to improve, I agree. I suspect no one sufficiently senior at Google and Apple has to deal with these things themselves though. If they did, I imagine improvements would have come much sooner.

10.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0