Gwen, Mega Blocks Heiress

Baths require at least 30 ducks if you're doing it right

I like daylight savings time, but standard time can die in a fire.

YO?!? NEED.

F1 is back baybeeee

Am I still Oedipus girl in your phone?

Deck master format is the only one that addresses the real issue, which is that I don't want to learn commander

The recent emergence of subQ injection girlies around me is giving me more and more confidence the estrogen pump could, and should, be a thing.

Absolute Thrace merchant.

Fuck, she got Kione and immediately pulled a Dale Hunter! Monax goes to Monax spot, Monax scores! Why are you making her play defense!?!

"coaches don't play" okay MAYBE but I sure as fuck expect them to know how to get to the stadium!

Shout out to stacker he actually taught them how to fight instead of throwing money at the kennel like it's the 2020s dodgers and collecting rings

"why are we building a complete recreation of those rooms from the rebel base that we already know exactly where it is and how to destroy?"

"The one that drives a fridge needs it to feel the exact right amount of sad, I think?"

In a recent interview, Cillian Murphy officially spoke out about the reports that he has been cast as Voldemort in HBO's #HarryPotter TV series:

“I’m categorically not. Can you make that the headline?”

Source: The Times | Learn More: bit.ly/4sjY99S

Local girl discovers how benefits of letting the stuffie be the big spoon, is very comfy.

Nothing better than a lady in plate

haha he fuckin got our ass

They all suck, and the *way* my favourite sucks scratches an itch.

sato, emma, serra, morgan and reyes in swimsuits and beachwear

of the Devil episode 1 will not be a beach episode. But i can dream #otDevil

Beautiful tie-down strap

A little promo post of my merch - a Tea is Gay shirt, Sarah Z enamel pin, Respect Women Juice mug, and Young, Dumb, and Full of Libel mug, with the caption 69 Mugs Must Go!

I have 69 mugs left and then they are gone forever; yes, NICE; no, that is not a joke.

My Nebula merch store is closing at the end of march so everything is 30% off: mugs, pins, stickers, shirts. 69 Respect Women Juice mugs must find homes. please. they're so good

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In the clud we all flaky

Marner for Matthews 1-for-1

Hap e day

Mechsploitation Nextdoor:

Friendly reminder that pilots are NOT permitted in the dog park, regardless of how they are designated by their Handler. This is a LEASH LAW issue, people!!!!!!

I played shaman and mind on air back in ~2018 as magician's navigation targets, danger players stay seething.

I took too many pictures of my ass and got called out by my blood sugar sensor.

they should make a bunny who can uhhhhh sleep

there is nothing on earth worse than being like... 40% sick. too ill to complete all the stupid shit you have to do, not ill enough to take the entire day off and feel justified about it

In the canadian crowd's defense, that might just be the locals this time.

Duds: in order
Water: bout to be crossed

Let's fucking go