Sage 🔻

My grandma continuously gets gift card scammed and atp idek what to do bcuz she doesn’t listennnnn

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Two years in a row

Every once in a while I search my one paper title to see if it’s still a reading in this random professor’s syllabus

Millie Brownie Bob

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This was me in the 4th grade with no responsibilities

I hate the argument that we wouldn’t need SSRIs if everyone had financial stability bcuz sure maybe to some extent but bbygrill you have not seen the ways that depression runs in my family

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So imagine a pocket dimension

No the mechanics of my timeloop fic probably don’t make sense to you but they make sense in my mindscape and that’s all that matters

Asdfhkl don’t be 😂 i pulled from my stock of reaction images just for this

I’m sooooo depressed

Actually insane because I’ve BEEN saying those don’t look like balances they just look like purchases

I’ve been waiting for Emily Gwen to be exposed as a grifter for years and it happens now bcuz she said she skips heated rivalry sex scenes??

Our brains are giant

Me

Chewing my fruit gummies

HES SO CUTE AAAAA

The rest are cute

No

Currently listening to someone yelling in the office next to mine

Fighting the dean on behalf of my students

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Every employee who came before me channeling their rage into me when I raise my hand and ask “have you considered not sucking”

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Me when they open comments in our retention data meeting tomorrow

Thistle ilu

More characters who are pissed tf off about their traumas and just start punching

I love my feed

I cannot stand negative ass motherfuckers

There’s just this underlying tension between everyone at my job where they all assume everything is done with ill intent and it’s like Jesus Christ calm tf down

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Lesbians

Valentine’s Day is for info dumping 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

WOOO