4 seasons later and Mariaโs STILL controlling Charlie. Her power is limitless. #Survivor50
@milkyourownmilk
๐๏ธSurvivor superfan ๐ขRollercoaster enthusiast ๐Part-time bookworm ๐Dumb bitch โ๏ธYYC icon ๐ซHappily taken, living my Survivor fantasy D.Oโจ Thankful for Pilates and wine
4 seasons later and Mariaโs STILL controlling Charlie. Her power is limitless. #Survivor50
Ah yes. The HoNoUr AnD iNtEgRiTy alliance with 3 FTC losers who donโt seem to know that honour and integrity donโt win you the game. #Survivor50
Every time I see Victoria Baamonde on my feed, itโs literally just her shitting on other Survivor players. I donโt claim whatever negative energy she carries
It goes to show that when youโre working with the likes of Financial analyst Emily Flippen and professor poopypants Christian, youโre an icon by association
Rooting for Rick Devens was not on my #Survivor50 bingo card, but Iโm honestly here for it
You know who would have ended Dee? Jenna Lewis
Oh boyโฆ here comes the army of twinks crying about Savannahโs boot acting like they just got a terminal diagnosis. Girl give it up already. Anybody can outplay Kristina and Soph, but on a tribe with Cirie? Bye! #Survivor50
My only thing holding me back is my extremely limited catalogue of games I playโฆ itโs literally only Pokemon and Zelda lmaoo
Oh this new pokemon game is really about to force me to get a switch 2โฆ take my money๐
fuck out the way when you see me... I'm rolling with the lgbt!
Tara Lipinski thought she was signing up for โThe Tradersโ where they sit around the round table and trade little trinkets for 6 weeksโฆ #TheTraitorsUS
Tate McRae, shut the fuck up and go back to sucking Trumpโs toes.
14 year old Matthew LOVED Breathe and Resist by Sarah Crossan, but I have no idea how it stacks up๐
36 hours of no sleep!!! WOOOO! I amโฆ manic.
Monet and Natalie are the only players worth living for. Ainโt no way I stayed up for THAT๐ #ThetraitorsUS
No. Completely different Rob.
@feral4feras.bsky.social needs to get tf off work so we can watch the traitors like I NEED NATALIE ANDERSON CONTENT
Matching gay ass tanks with rainbow war paint? Oh momma yes please
The body-ody-ODY of Christ๐คญ
My extremely biased ranking of all new to 2025 albums/EPs I listened to last yearโจ everything above Tate McRae have at least one certified bop.
Was fun had? Yes. Although the 166443 children combined with the BLASTING music, countless lifeguard whistles, and random alarms made for the most overstimulating experience of my life
0/10 do not recommend standing on the train when the edible is kicking in
When did Sue Smey get so hot?๐๐
Fagolis at Fazolis โจ
Meanwhile Coco on the traitors Canada has autism, mentioned it ONCE and we all moved on. Rather than making it her one and only talking point in confessionals
VERY much this. Iโm all for representation, but when the representation starts to feel like a generalized caricature, it becomes frustrating
โIt looks like Iโm shittingโ
Thinking about an alternate universe where Sophi launches into a live tribal after her failed KIP play, tells Steven and Sage that Rizoโs idol expires at 5 and blindsides Rizo idol in pocket. #Survivor49
I tried tres leches cake onceโฆ I got food poisoning. #survivor49
First day at my new job and Iโm very excited to see what kind of fuckery I can get up to๐