Captain Alice Wormwood

but for you ill tell them

i hhhhhhhhhhhhhate grungo

cooler knows me we play majong with the predator and that bad bitch tali

how to turn ships reactor room into a sauna with beer fridge

nora my name is captain alice wormwood i am from the future year 3000 and am on a very important mission in deep space for the galactic government and i need your help please respond or send me a personal message or call me the future needs you

It's womens day mail me cigars

i dont 'smell like old beer cans' i have an 'aroma of well aged beer cans'

big women no gravity

teaching new life forms how to shotgun white claw

200 space credits and ill post me gun twirling with my toes pay up

why do you look like that leave

there is a being of pure energy and wisdom following our ship and they wont fuck off just fuck off

we found an ancient goo monster made of hate on some bum fuck planet so we dropped all out empties into it from space take that you fucking dumb bastard fuck off

i hate renos parents

this is disappointing

does your mother is single

what is your mothers number

yes you have to pay me give me your wallet

give me your mothers number

roslyn wanted me to tell you all they are taking on 7 students to learn alien psionics and how to throw a lasso

girls night

never pay to enter a strip club there is always a window open at the bathroom also bring a ray gun just in case

i miss my mech...............

i have fired my revolver at the robots computer

playing online games for the first time

cup holder.................

dont listen to the galgov you can drink and fly you just need a cup holder

girls night

too bad pick up the ray gun

explode them into gore