Shadii

Finally picked up the new Armored Core and uhhhh they’re the same picture

Gifting an oversized designer jockstrap as a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity then insisting they wear it to the underwear party

Operation Epic Bacon

I was going into butt withdrawal

Why doesn’t e621 have a ‘good’ tag

Elite Ball Knowledge

It came in a plastic Dixie cup

I’ve never been so disappointed in my life

Remembering that time I went to see KMFDM and got charged $20 for a rum and coke

Full skateboard design depicting Shadii on board

Skateboard design by @rationelledraws.bsky.social!

Maybe when you’re older, dear

You somehow managed to not mention ‘all the trains’ in this post

@jaythegryphon.bsky.social squeezes into (and out of) the AZ-1 at the #NYFB car show

Lmao

Thinking about my mall rats today--malls are pretty dead in the US right now but we're going to some fun mall events and pop-ups run by artists this weekend!

i was skeptical but the street fighter movie looks great

On the other hand you can pull a man’s arms out by the socket

Been after dermal implant horns *forever* but there are ridiculous concerns from my partners regarding trivialities like ‘practicality’ or ‘ability to hold a job’

The first lock has been unsealed

The prophecy will be fulfilled

Iä, Iä!

@faeriealex.bsky.social said I can finally get horns, proof enclosed

If you’re nice he’ll give you something from his sack

@faeriealex.bsky.social mispronounced paraphilia ‘parafailia’ and now I have to figure out ways to use that in casual conversation now

Getting activated like the Manchurian Candidate infodumping do @faeriealex.bsky.social about the character upgrade system while YouTube is screaming BLOODY CURSE

I don’t get paid for my antics, tragically

I have so many questions

Apparently the prospective petsitter moonlights as a ‘sex clown’

They were literally rewarded for it, check the committee assignments each ended up with. Seems like a poor set of incentives, but I’m no politician

Home Assistant running on Raspberry Pi

Fellas, I’m in clussy central

Makin progress

Saw TESCREAL used as a slur three times this morning and I’m not sure how I feel about this