snorkmaiden

I'm craving... Greek salad

My timeline is full of beautiful girls and theys named Invalid Handle 🫶

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

"you don't owe people anything" aye u do pal like can we stop being cold to people and like owe decency

People who go to the US on vacation give the same vibe as people who go to Dubai or Israel. It's genuinely unethical to me now and that's sad because you guys have so much cool stuff to eat but it's absolutely humiliating as a tourist destination

Quoting a Vine and people not understanding the reference is a different level of millennial hurt

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

The brand new toothpaste tube that disappeared into thin air from my cabinet should also be in there

I feel like him rn

When someone does something that upsets you so now you have to die so they feel bad

Having a bad day on international women's day makes me feel even worse lol

every man on here owes us women money for just existing amongst us so start sending

I forgot

Sushi would fix me rn

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Anyways...

I think for me it's just because it's my native language and some of the expressions/way of talking and accents bother me 😅 but that sounds promising! Vic and Christine were the only couple keeping me from not quitting this season because they actually were healthy and normal

Happy birthday!!

In the mood to go on a life altering side quest

Reconnecting with my inner child by doing the things I loved before I became scared of the world

Sometimes I look at trees and tear up idk. I hope they know I love them

I usually avoid swedish reality shows because the way they talk gives me the ick but I will give it a chance 😭

People who have soulmate level sex do not start wars

Finished the latest season of Love Is Blind so I've started on season 1 of the Swedish version and this woman said "I'm a christian and looking for someone who shares that with me" and my first thought was lmao good luck girl

Bouncing on it like it’s Friday

Sunlight, fresh air and 5°C weather got me acting normal

Reminding myself how awesome it is to be an adult. There are lots of horrors for sure but imagine I went back in time and told my kid self I have an entire apartment for myself and my own cat and I can eat whatever I want and make my own rules she'd be jumping with excitement!! I can't forget that

Still woke up a couple of times but i got enough hours so I feel MUCH better 🩷

Real! I've been feeling super nostalgic for vhs lately because the charity store I work at get a ton of donations and I saw so many movies I had as a kid I wanted to grab them for myself 🥺

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