Aggressively Literate

At one of my last jobs the IT guy let it slip that he could see all our passwords so for like two weeks I made my password
“n!GgaUCme?”

The plan of House Republicans is...to stop governing entirely?

The press called Betty Shabazz, Coretta Scott King, and Myrlie Evers "the widows." Between them, they held six degrees, ran three national institutions, raised sixteen children alone, and spent a combined sixty years fighting for justice their husbands didn't live to see.

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Kawhi: "Hey, a fight" 🤣

Hazel like "let me show you what I've done with the place"😂

Somebody sneezes or coughs at any point in the next week:

Black people: IT’S BECAUSE OF THAT TEMPERATURE GOING BACK AND FORTH!

When I see these people speak I'm always shocked that anyone listens to them. Like this is one of the main mfs who is leading the charge to destroy our civil liberties. . .This🫤

Someone just posted about how they don't care if their students use AI as long as the text conveys the ideas the students meant to convey. The thing is, you don't know exactly what you think until you write it. And if some prefab thing pops up, you're liable to decide that was what you thought.

DOOCY: If Iran tries to hit us back, have you been briefed about how many Iran sleeper cells there could be inside the US right now?

TRUMP: I have been, and a lot of people came in through Biden with his stupid open border. But we know where most of them are.

Why go if you not gon listen? Tea and sea moss available without a copay.

Word is he asked them their shoe size and the one who didn't lie, he implied dick was small.

Negotiations over at raisins even though I am a fan of "you skating on thin ice" but. . .I also don't think that's really "theirs."

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I do hate them shits, though. Especially when they got that 70s throwback bushiness to em.

I hope something good happens to you today.

This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

“Who could’ve seen this coming?” is highly unpleasant when the answer is “most people who know anything about this big topic and they’ve been saying so for years.”

They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda

Just walked through a protest outside my job. I thought it would be against Trump, Iran, anti-semitism or stop Muslim hate or something. Them people is out there talmbout some Hands of Tibet! 😂😂😂 Mannn if yall dont move out my way with this old ass protest.

Lmao. These shits intentional, too. Like why would you do this to yourself😭😭😭😭

This is real???? 😭😭

Hmmmm.... Iran mighta brought this on themselves then cause didn't they hold them hostages until Carter lost🤔

Yall better be lucky modeling is her side hustle

What even is this foolishness😂😂😂😂

Chile why did I decide to poke around on my bank's website and see they have a 96 month car loan option???

Why are we talking about car loans like we talk about newborns?? That loan is a 3rd grader bro please be serious

Every ear we've fought in my lifetime been proof. If I was running a rogue state or a little upstart trying to get my name of there, I'd definitely want some nukes.

Ukraine definitely wouldn't have to have been running all over the globe begging if they'd kept their nukes.

Before attempting to play devil’s advocate, with me, understand you and the devil can suck my dick.

The response is….comprehensive.

People used to joke on them but Southwest’s old method of seating and minimalism (without being nasty or Spirit/Frontier) was a winner. Especially for shorter flights 🤷🏾‍♀️

Trying to do this “MAJOR AIRLINE” move without the major airline accommodations/service is a recipe for failure.