𝐃𝐄𝐋icious in delalo

nah i'm just kidding. the only time my species go sterile like, temporarily, is when one of our partners is already knocked up. so i'm like, shooting blanks, yo.

( SPEEDING on her board. )

WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT

that's sweet. i've got a lot of baggage. including literally twins on the way.

but thanks.

at least a couple times in my imagination.

the secret is you're pregnant.

is she having some kinda panic attack?

heh that's when you do it in the butt

you've changed man. fine you can push valerie when she gets back up.

you fall but without the anti grav devices on.

oh hey no pressure! it's cool if you're too scared or whatever.

i can't throw myself off ledges any more i have kids on the way!

( SHOVE! it's fine, she'll be caught at the bottom by the anti grav sensors. )

right on, just give me the signal when you're good to go.

down eight stories.

testing the new safety measures i installed. i'm just gonna push you over the railing.

@laloification.bsky.social

you too, you're the control group.

now starting delalo upper deck crash test 1. anti grav baby-catchers on.

hey @universejumping.bsky.social come here a sec.

i'll put you down for three extensive workout sessions?

how long can reacquiring abs possibly take

you wanna hit the vape with me brother

“not at all. in fact given how totally crukking broke i am right now, i appreciate it.”

not that's she's ever drank alone c'mon look at her.

“which is not very often, right? well lucky me, i hate drinking alone. i hate drinking non-alcoholic grape juice alone even more.”

“not like i used to, but this place does the best non-alcoholic grape juice this side of the great green nebula.”

hey beautiful.

man i need to fill.

aw, no, i meant for FUN.

UGH fine i guess we can have sex while i come up with cool hobbies.

yeah well it's not.

no i need like, cool dad hobbies. like working with lumber to make a porch. or uhhhh grilling veggie steaks.