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This message from incoming National Security Advisor, Rep Mike Waltz, shows why so many ordinary Americans, like me, supported Trump. His unpredictability and boldness mean, other countries are now trying to work out how to appease us; rather than taking advantage of us, as happened under Biden.

Definitely. Guns and God.

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Have we entered an alternate reality? How do we understand Trump voters?


This week, @alexhh.bsky.social introduces us to her alter ego, @xelallahllah.bsky.social - a Trump voter


Plus: Jason and Alex discuss Trump appointments, Biden's role in Israel Gaza and more!


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This message from incoming National Security Advisor, Rep Mike Waltz, shows why so many ordinary Americans, like me, supported Trump. His unpredictability and boldness mean, other countries are now trying to work out how to appease us; rather than taking advantage of us, as happened under Biden.

What’s not to like about living in America? @disordershow.bsky.social

Follow me in the real world too- my alter ego is @alexhh.bsky.social

Yes, I realized that, and have done so. It’s v troubling to post stuff meant to be a complete parody, and have people believe it, because our world has become so filled with whackos, who actually DO spout this nonsense!!!

Great appointment. Fluoride is irrelevant when you’ve lost your teeth already, and tastes horrible. And, we stopped using vaccines long ago during covid. This helped keep our population down AND protected the environment, something I thought elites believed in 🤦‍♀️

I’m excited by prospect of a federal abortion ban. I’ve been dead set against abortion ever since I had mine, which doesn’t really count because I was a teenager then. My boyfriend feels the same. It’s important to have principles. I’m also too old now, so, I must say that helps my convictions.

Good morning, everyone. Beautiful clear blue skies here and outside.

(Ulp. It’s parody)

(This is satire).

Definitely! Yes, please!

One thing I really admire about GOP these days is their ability to confound Dems with their ideological contortions, like Speaker Johnson justifying his decision not to release Gaetz report. Just imagine how brilliant they’ll be dealing with our enemies in NATO [wait, um, or are those our allies?].

If you really want to understand why so many Americans voted for Trump, follow me. Frankly, it’s your job to understand us, because we’re “real” America. Not out of touch snowflakes, like my snobby, snotty, elitist, failed diplomat sister, @alexhh.bsky.social

Btw, I’m not going to follow anyone back here, because I’m not really interested in your views. Too much handwringing and Trump derangement for my liking. Let my stupid sister @alexhh.bsky.social do that.

Many nasty people are saying people like me voted for Trump because we’re stupid, bigoted and selfish. I really resent that. In my case, it was the economy. And I’m already saving money, because I no longer have to tip as much, because Trump’s removing taxes on tips. Win win all round, I’d say.

Smoking

I completely agree. Actually, I have a bit of a thing for him. That slicked back hair; unctuous smile; chiseled cheekbones; tight butt. Aryan good looks.

You should see their bedrooms. We’ve decorated their kennels as mini Mar O Lagos. I have to confess all that gold leaf and marble is a bit OTT for our humble trailer. But, our dogs love it.

Btw, these beautiful dogs are Marla and Melania. We had a third dog, but she died, well, like a dog, actually. Weirdly, all three of them are males, but we don’t do transgender stuff in my family, so, yeah, they just have to stick it. They don’t mind, so long as those golden nuggets keep coming.

I’m so excited about Trump’s appointments. Matt Gaetz is definitely the best one. Nothing like someone who’s been investigated for sexual misconduct and illicit drug use to head our great nation’s law agencies. No BS is gonna get past him. Takes one to know one, and all that.

Hah! My evil sister @alexhh.bsky.social has just discovered I’m on here. She thought this was her “safe space”. Well, boo hoo to you, you little goody two shoes. None of your lefty nonsense here. Btw, my pronouns are She/her, and my favorite adjective is “bigly”. [um, surely, adverb? Ed]

Hello, everyone, welcome to @alexhh.bsky.social twin sister, Xela Llah Llah. I live in Llah Llah land. I’m about as different as it’s possible to be from Alex. I’m thrilled by Trump’s election, and here I’m going to be explaining all the reasons why I’m excited, and all you snowflakes are wrong.