George Bum

11 people backed my new book ON THE SAME DAY to push it over the line! So convenient! Just like my first book!

I always wanted to be part of the circlejerk, unfortunately my penis doesn't work so they wouldn't let me join in

I don't have TWITTER and I'll never have it. The account on there pretending to be me is fake, don't follow it.

x.com/Funkyspectrum

Unfollow if you've followed, it's just some sad wanker trying to make trouble.

IF you're on Twitter, please report it as fake, thanks!

No Artificial Intelligence was used in the writing of my book! In fact no intelligence was used at all - my best mate Larry wrote it for me!

Only an absolute grifter would have a Patreon and flog books!

On a completely unrelated note, join my Patreon and back my book!

Well said mate!

George's Gaming Grimoire: Volume 2 The follow up to the critically lauded, #1 Bestselling book. As before, everything within comes from a completely fabricated reality.

Back the new book!

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Now you're all in trouble you absolute BASTARDS!