Karla Pacheco!

TO THE CAKE MACHINE!!

My worst devil was being obsessed with playing the game *correctly* and not missing anything (to the detriment of actually enjoying it).

Once I finally broke out of that, I could do a couple hundo hours on a Skyrim or Dragon Age playthrough without ever touching the main storyline.

Literally was just ahbloohoooing because I forgot to buy more teeny frozen cakes.

And now I am bereft of cake.

It's like they're trying to speed-run all the reasons Kissinger is finally in hell

"Some of you [poors, minorities] will die, but it's for [utterly pointless, illegal war for rich people] FREEDOM" was definitely a memorable approach.

I mean, it's what they've always *done* but the unabashed "oh yeah, lots of Americans are gonna die for this" was certainly novel.

On this day in video game history:

Oh dang, now you reminded us about naan pizza

It's me and Pere together again, and it's called "Dig Six Graves" which basically the most badass title something is allowed to be.

I ain't telling you about the "COWBOOM."

You will have to discover that for yourself.

The first page of "Dig Six Graves" from Pacheco/Perez. Which, we should all admit, is the most badass title of a comic ever.

The second page of "Dig Six Graves" from Pacheco/Perez. Which, we should STILL admit, is the most badass title of a comic ever.

Oh hey, did #TeamKrazyGoat sneak in here out of fughin' nowhere with a DUSTBOWL OLD MAN LOGAN story?? Out TOMORROW???

oh shit we did

Marvel Preview: Logan: Black, White & Blood #3 • AIPT share.google/vIxi48XUO5hu...

...[stares at patreon account]

Hmm.

(Also, check your dang messages)

Damn. Karlos Rosé would have been a killer burlesque/drag name for me back in the day.

I sure did! Welcome to heck!

bsky.app/profile/choo...

Well Randy mentioned something then I said something then Randy sent us this picture.

Totes normal progression of events.

Gonna be a fun time. For us. Possibly for Randy. Definitely for us though!

We haven't even done character creation yet, and @choochoobear.bsky.social is already forced to deal with our (my) bullshit

Barda barely fitting in a little dog chair, while leaning into her regular sized dog bed

Barda barely fitting in a little dog chair. She looks ridiculous.

Barda hiding on a teal velvet sofa

Barda in the one bed she's supposed to be in, and actually fits

Listen. Dogs have a rotation of beds, and we are helpless to stop them.

A very stoic dog staring at you over a plate of popcorn

American Gothic ass dog would like your popcorn

!!!!

I'm sobbing, Jordan

Oh also in between those two pictures she got up and picked up all her toys and carefully arranged them in the dog bed before getting back into the baby chair.

Bless our ND Terrier.

Barda curled up in a fancy dog chair she barely fits in, while staring at a much roomier and achievable dog bed

Barda curled up in a fancy dog chair she barely fits in, snoozing on a tiny custom throw pillow. Because I'm ridiculous.

Full ass dog bed right there, but baby wants the baby chair.

I am deceaséd. RIP me.

Barda's fat ass curled up into the tiny baby chair she doesn't even fit into

Columbos back...

NO.

Eeeheehee let's do it

Randy, might I ask you to DM me and Stuntdiiick?

NO! I'M YOUNG AND VIBRANT AND POKEMON JUST CAME OUT LAST YEAR GODDAMMIT!

Kory. Why did you decide to hurt me with this information?

I saw the first movie in the theater and SOBBED when I was an ADULT.

She knows

A VERY JUDGEY STAFFORDSHIRE TERRIER LOOKS AT YOU

You got judged, ahole

That's why we named her Barda!