The sad truth is they mostly all die on a nice soft bed. At least in the old days they suffered with Typhoid or Tuberculosis first.
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The sad truth is they mostly all die on a nice soft bed. At least in the old days they suffered with Typhoid or Tuberculosis first.
Is it really that hard Marc? Or are you just a chicken shit?
Today the snow has pretty much melted and my dog could not believe his luck. There is now a two week old soggy suspect empanada that my dog desperately wants to eat. The same dog that acts like I'm trying to poison him if I buy a new brand of treats.
Two weeks ago someone threw an empanada on the ground along the route that my dog gets walked. It has been a point of contention between us. I've explained that it's extremely sketch that no wild animal has touched it. Not even ants. Last weekend it was covered over with snow...
Ok, it's xmas eve where is my rich hottie who decides to give up big city life to settled down with a goth chick who bakes?
The movie Spirited establishrd that the people who aren't visited on Christmas Eve are either too good or too much of a mess, and I don't like worrying about where I fall in that split.
Looking good! I love your necklace so much!
Pepper and salt schnauzer in a blue scarf sitting on a grey couch and being a quiet good boy for once in his life.
Schnauzer in a scarf
If I could get at least one ghost to drop by tomorrow night and tell me how to fix all my shit that would be awesome!
I thought this said Jennicorn for a moment and I was way too excited.
Merry Cronenberg! Seth Brundle bless us, everyone.
I'd have ten cents and I'd be willing to throw it into a pot to pay for a third mf to get clocked.
Distill this and inject it straight into my veins!
I think that's only legal in NJ?
Absolutely perfect, no notes.
Donate to shitposters so they will run and primary these chucklefucks! Yeah, they might not be better at it, but at least our leaders won't be getting ratioed every day.
I'm just going into work Tuesday to vibe and eat some pizza.
This dude reeks of Paracelsus levels of delusional self confidence.
I'm so glad my mom gives me something to talk about in therapy every week without fail.
The problem with fruitcake is zero chocolate. I have modified the recipe to exclude the yucky fruit like green cherries and raisins. Then liberally add semi-sweet and dark chocolate chips.
Like a toddler? Does your mom cut it up for you too? I'm pretty sure this is a crime in New Jersey.
Also, no, I do not need a "tour" of your new features.
I hope he didn't make the cannibals ill 😔
It would take me about 5 minutes to find a whole new and exciting way to fuck up my posture. I'm unsalvagable.
Definitely a poly downside. I hear all the jokes in stereo.
If I could get a hug from the muppet ghost of christmas present I'm sure that would heal me.
why are you polyamorous?
wrong answers only:
Because rent is expensive.
This has worked for me.
NJ has a rapid response team if ICE is spotted - 1 888 347-3767 everyone who spots these gestapo needs to call to protect their neighbors
www.nj.gov/humanservice...
Normally, I don't agree with destroying books but surely we can do something with these wastes of paper?