Kate Jacobson

Dirty snow toilet

How your email finds me

My “I met my younger self for coffee” poem would be like don’t date Ricky and up your antidepressant both things will be critical trust me

Them: “omg you’re a writer you must be so smart!!!!”

Me:

a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face with her mouth open . ALT: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face with her mouth open .

Update it’s all just people taking off their own coats 🫠

My FBI agent checking my search history rn

Happy Wednesday don’t mine me just casually looking up YouTube videos for the keyword phrase of “someone sensually taking off someone else’s coat” #writing #writesky #riptothealgorithm

WRITING TIP: if you get stuck, try making the font really really big. This will remind you of being a baby, when you only knew twelve words and didn't know about death

How am I supposed to disassociate in these conditions??

Just as my sanity has whittled to its very last strand, the internet gods have announced the re-release of the Sims 1 and 2 #blessedbethefruit

The only good part about a severe depressive episode is that I’m real sad but goddamn I wrote some bars for my next book #writing

Ancient magic stirs in the Atlantic Ocean, transforming one hundred humans into mermaids. This includes Audrey Harker, who questions if this miraculous change is really predestined fate, or if it’s an orchestration of something much more sinister. THE MERMAID RESURGENCE #A #F #RM #R #2025pit

When a powerful ghost and a weary ghost hunter find themselves inexplicably bound to one another, the two would-be adversaries must work together to uncover the mystery of their new connection before the curse completely destroys their souls. THE GHOST-BIND #A #F #P #2025pit

I’ve held steady on dry January but getting a new Mac book at work that inexplicably has a different charger than my old one (which I’ve curated several cords for) might push me over the edge

A man complimented me today on having unique, original thoughts lmao the bar is in hell

Also the lions are RUINING MY LIFE

🎶in the arms of the angels far awayyyy from hereeee🎶

I’ve written several! My agent and I are on submission with publishers now 🥰

a woman is sitting at a table talking to a man and says `` you in danger , girl '' . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table talking to a man and says `` you in danger , girl '' .

Me when I’m reading a Kristin Hannah book and a hot love interest is introduced in the first third of the book #booksky #reading #kristinhannah

Oh what inspired my debut #fantasynovel, you ask? David Guetta and bleach fumes from scrubbing the bathtub obviously. #writers #writing

Ngl of all the things I’ll miss about TikTok, I’ll miss the “psychics telling me good things are coming to me at exactly 11:11 if I like this post” the most. They have kept me both hopeful and delusional for like 4 years now #tiktokban

My debut is a #fantasywestern about cowboys and dragons — yeehaw! I’m currently represented by Hesperides Literary and am putting out posi vibes for a 2025 publishing deal 🥰

Hello BlueSky — as much as I resisted, I’m here (lol). I’m a #fantasywriter going on submission with my debut novel THIS MONTH! Excited to connect with other #writers and #readers here in lieu of #Booktok