Nick

To me it is truly humbling that despite our mastery of audio/visual technology, we cannot synthesize smell at all. We are no closer to "shazam for smell" now than in 1000BC

It’s unbelievable. The new routine for going to a concert is: you show up, get in line, and then frantically go through the “reset password” process on your phone so you can access the tickets you bought

Yeah it sucks. Signal is basically the idealized version of it

Had dream where I was at a wedding and everyone started doing a dance where you join arms and skip around the room, and the dance was called Uncle Power

Invariably Christian Rock or the most dogshit EDM ever made

You’ll want to get in on the ground floor and follow this account. Here are my cats

Bluesky has been announced a data breach. Please change your password by posting your existing one below

You and me both brother

Well I specifically mean that I want to cross-post things between both sites, slowly weaning off Twitter

If you see me post the same thing here and on the other app, I’m sorry, trying to crossfade my shit over here

There is a strange obsession online with "lost media", as if a song/movie/TV show is inherently interesting just because you can't find it anymore. You know what else is lost media? The sound of your grandmother's laughter. We are all dust in the wind

I’ve gotta get my account up and running here, but I’ll need some startup capital. $1,000,000 should do it

✅ Bluesky has now added swear words such as shit and piss

What’s up everybody. I’ve been trying to get back on this site for a couple weeks but every time I’ve tried to log it has failed to load

I feel like I’m seeing too many posts on this site. Could we maybe limit it to like 10/hr?

Hello Dylan 🙂

Me and my human son

I’m fucking with my little brother by doing that thing where you let the pee drip out of your penis and suck it back up at the last minute

Telling my boss I can’t come in to work because I have been destroyed entirely

I hate an “a lot of us are worried about you” mf

Feels good. The clunkiness, small size, and lack of major brands/media outlets makes it feel like an old forum

Tbh the only reason I signed up for bluesky early enough to now have an account was so that I could get the handle “nick”. But that was immediately taken so I now wander the earth with no purpose

“Skeet” is stupid, not because it’s crass, but because it harkens too much to Twitter. “Tweet” was also stupid. Let’s just call them posts

Nice work everyone 👍

Looks like DMs just don’t exist yet? I assume this was done to prevent you all from gossiping behind my back

Get out

Stand your ground

Hell yes how was the soup

(Arriving at Lamaze class) I’m ready to fuck shit up