pandir

あ～♥　#fanart #pokemon

we cut the gay stuff because parents felt bad having to out themselves as blatant homophobic bigots to children who have otherwise been taught to love everyone and treat others as you'd have them treat you

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

nice, very valiant undertaking

An isometric pixel art Pokemon scene of Red and Gloria standing atop their respective consoles, fighting using Charizard and Drizzile respectively.

happy 30th!!

#Pokemon30 ＃ポケモン30周年

Hallo yes, that's the Seto Kaiba art we need. As a fandom.

Happy birthday! 🎉🎉🎂✨💜 :D
Hope you have a great weekend any wishing you lots of good fandom surprises and all the best merch for your faves (to combat the horrors) <33

🌿

30

Hey artists! QRP with your sketch vs final!

evergreen

If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time

digital illustration depicting the pokémon Crobat

big bat 🦇

#pokemon #art

Screenshot of ditto in a Pokémon trading screen with text saying “take goo”

take goo

An unofficial Luigi throw pillow with the accompanying text "You are stronger than you think."

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

A collection of illustrations of crocodiles and alligators against a soft green and yellow background. They are playfully either swimming or loafing around, playing with fish, taking care of their young and chilling in the water. The crocodiles and alligators are mostly green and yellow, save for an albino alligator. They’re so loving and fun, these toothy friends!

River puppies 🐊 #art

if thou could’st, blacksmith, glad enough would I lay my head upon thy anvil, and feel thy heaviest hammer between my eyes

Illustration of the mosasaur Tylosaurus swimming through Cretaceous seas, as a cluster of ammonites swim out of its patch. #levihastingsart #levihastings #paleoart #prehistoric #mosasaur #fossilfuel

The deep cold of February called for an aquatic king. I chose the Tylosaurus for this month in my paleo calendar because it's one of my favorite pieces from the past year and this final stretch of winter can be the most challenging.

Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️
#art

well if instagram won't let me into my accounts BEHOLD MY NEW ILLUMINATED (gold foil)) STICKERS HERE ✨

they're available on my store now!!!
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Gute Reise <3

Captain and Yuuto making the fuck out with big billowing clouds in the background

and they say romance is dead

pg 1 of 2, comic about yuuto and captain's first kiss. captain tries kissing him in the throes of passion, but it makes yuuto think about when a dog licks your mouth (gross), and stops the moment, telling him "maybe we should take a break."

page 2 of 2, comic of the night after the first kiss. yuuto is living a traumacore aesthetic post, wondering if he's dating an animal. my melody is there. meanwhile, captain thinks to himself, "aren't you a little old to be kissing mortals? old and out of practice...". comic caps off stating, but then they just kept doing it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

true story

WIP. Inspired by old motherboards.

😘 #klapollo

Happy year of the Fire Horse!
🔥🔥🔥🐎🔥🔥🔥

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❤️❤️

Especially to the Monster Lovers out there

Prints and mini prints available
#art

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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