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“Iran wouldn’t attack Los Angeles because there is a high concentration of Persians there” kind of falls apart when you remember Iran killed thousands of its own citizens this year.

Not saying it’s actually going to happen, and it probably won’t, but that’s a silly argument.

11.03.2026 23:57 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It would be extra special if it happened in the middle of that jerk off dance he always does. Village people echoing into the half-empty stands.

11.03.2026 22:57 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not suggesting the TSA were actually accomplishing something beyond making people annoyed. But it is notable.

11.03.2026 22:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know what security theater is.

11.03.2026 22:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone thought this was odd at the time. There was confusion and it created a huge bottle neck. But I guess it makes sense in context.

11.03.2026 22:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t know if there’s any credible threat to Los Angeles, but I can tell you they’re taking it seriously. I’m currently in the air, en route to LA.

They had TSA at the gate, right in front of the gangway, double checking IDs and going through bags again.

11.03.2026 22:32 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Pete Hegseth blowing up 165 civilians, many of them children, because of outdated targeting data is even more horrific when you consider they didn’t have to do any of this to begin with.

11.03.2026 21:39 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Any day it happens will be a great day.

11.03.2026 14:49 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It always amazes me when I hear stories about people who got convinced by Chat GPT that there’s a microchip in their brain or they’re being followed by assassins because I just ask it things like “What are strangest regional hot dog toppings?” and then I close it.

11.03.2026 14:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If a member of congress wanting to prosecute pedophiles makes you this angry, you may want to re-evaluate some things.

11.03.2026 12:43 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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The most popular voter suppression bill ever?

11.03.2026 11:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is Erika Kirk in the running for Fed chair? The rate cuts would be so dramatic.

11.03.2026 02:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Man found with AI child sex images downloaded from X escapes jail 'by the skin of his teeth' after reoffending | LBC A man serving a suspended sentence over artificial intelligence (AI) images of child sexual abuse has been warned by a judge he has escaped prison “by the skin of your teeth” after being caught with more illegal content.

“In February he further admitted possession of eight prohibited images of children, which were AI-generated and downloaded from X, where they were ‘readily available.’”

Thanks, Elon! www.lbc.co.uk/article/man-...

10.03.2026 17:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Trump: “Good news. We have won the war.”

Hegseth: “We’ve only just begun.”

Sean Duffy: “Why aren’t you putting on spats to go to the airport anymore?”

10.03.2026 13:23 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Every time Elon has demonstrated his robots they have been remotely operated, and every time he has lied and said they were autonomous, or at least implied it.

He can’t wrap his brain around another company cracking this.

09.03.2026 20:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What happened to all that Venezuelan oil?

09.03.2026 13:03 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Trump crashed the Dow so they can finally release the Epstein files. 5D chess.

09.03.2026 02:12 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No one is buying your horseshit, you fucking invalid pedophile.

09.03.2026 01:23 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s one oil barrel, Michael. What could it cost? One hundred and ten dollars?

08.03.2026 23:51 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Next time a MAGA talks about arresting Joe Biden, ask them why that hasn’t happened yet and watch the squeaky wheels turn.

08.03.2026 23:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would hate to be the person who told Trump they picked a new Ayatollah because you just know he had no idea they could do that.

08.03.2026 23:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump campaigned on cleaning up Washington and “draining the swamp.”

It doesn’t get any swampier than drafting a bill to rig elections in your favor and shoehorning in provisions attacking trans people apropos of nothing.

The SAVE Act is a garbage people support.

08.03.2026 15:07 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Mystery 37 Pages Missing From Epstein Files – DNYUZ As many as 37 pages of the Epstein files that should have been released by the Department of Justice remain

What’s in these 37 pages? dnyuz.com/2026/03/06/m...

08.03.2026 13:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a man in a suit and tie is making a really ? face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a really ? face .

Just saw a Facebook post complaining about how Biden and Obama turned Jesse Jackson’s memorial service “political.”

08.03.2026 13:10 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m going to go out on a limb and say people care more about prosecuting pedophiles in the Epstein files, not going to war with Iran, healthcare costs and being able to feed their families than this poll tax bill.

08.03.2026 12:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s really weird to think about the fact that this statement will be in the national archives.

This could end up in a textbook, and every child who reads it will end up dumber.

07.03.2026 15:02 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Normalize throwing Andrew Tate straight into a gulag immediately after he tries to enter your country.

06.03.2026 18:51 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Insane for accounts with over 50k followers to be posting AI slop videos of Epstein with zero context.

Every time someone does this, they’re contributing to the decline of media literacy.

06.03.2026 18:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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USDA Predicts Grocery Prices to Rise in 2026 for Beef, Pork, and More - AOL Supermarket staples like beef, pork, and sweets are among the foods expected to see faster-than-usual price increases.

Grocery prices are rising. The dollar is the weakest it’s been in four years. Gas prices are soaring.

Who voted for this? www.aol.com/usda-predict...

06.03.2026 17:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi Noem is a nice start, but all of them need to be impeached and imprisoned.

Every single one.

06.03.2026 15:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0