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Old Punk. Movie Geek. Sport. Comedy. My life in 6 words.

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Bachelor Party is not on TV enough. An underrated comedy gem, with an early Tom Hanks performance and Adrian Zmed. Yes, Adrian Zmed!

27.05.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My dad has come to an arrangement with the public pool in Nottinghamshire where he swims: after everyone else has got out of the pool, he is permitted to do a somersault before he gets changed. β€œTHEY OPEN UP THE STORAGE CUPBOARD AND LET ME GO IN THERE SO I CAN GET A GOOD RUN-UP,” he said. Last week my dad, who will be seventy in August, got his friend Malcolm, who is seventy-three, to film the somersault. β€œIt’s shattered all his illusions,” my mum told me. β€œUntil he saw the film he thought he was creating poetry in motion. But it’s really just an old bloke who can’t run fast doing a sideways flop.”

My dad has come to an arrangement with the public pool in Nottinghamshire where he swims: after everyone else has got out of the pool, he is permitted to do a somersault before he gets changed. β€œTHEY OPEN UP THE STORAGE CUPBOARD AND LET ME GO IN THERE SO I CAN GET A GOOD RUN-UP,” he said. Last week my dad, who will be seventy in August, got his friend Malcolm, who is seventy-three, to film the somersault. β€œIt’s shattered all his illusions,” my mum told me. β€œUntil he saw the film he thought he was creating poetry in motion. But it’s really just an old bloke who can’t run fast doing a sideways flop.”

A thread of notes I've made in my notebook about my dad:

1. The Swimming Pool.

15.04.2025 07:18 πŸ‘ 856 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 67

Hello @bsky.app , I have some spare time, and need a podcast to listen to. Crime, music, films, arts and culture. Nothing that's ongoing, just Something I can listen ton8n a few hours. All suggestions welcomed.

15.04.2025 08:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just offered my wife a Ferrero Rocher. She actually took one, well she took two, truth be told. We've been married for 20 years. I don't see us lasting much longer.

02.02.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks Google AI.

02.01.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Cat: A Folk Tale For Midwinter Once upon a time, a man, a woman and a cat were walking through a deep forest.

tomcox.substack.com/p/the-cat-a-...

25.12.2024 19:25 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

That is amazing looking! Toot toot all! X

25.12.2024 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watch Julien Temple's documentary The Filth And The Fury. It's got footage from this concert. My favourite is the band covered in cake that the children had thrown at them. The smiles show that when left to it, they could have fun as a band.

25.12.2024 12:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@aniaur.bsky.social Happy Christmas from my lot to yours!

25.12.2024 10:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just don't understand social media. I write one post every couple of weeks, and it never gets any engagement. I'm loathe to move to a once a week schedule, as that reeks of desperation and a certain narcissism.

23.12.2024 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This #TotvLiv game is going the same way that a lot of my #FootballManger matches turn out.

22.12.2024 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tom Cox on Substack Publishing is a tough world. Anyone who’s written books knows that. I went the conventional way for many years: putting books out via mainstream publishers, doing what I thought I was supposed to do, ...

If you don't think Substack is important or a good thing for writers (or even if you do), please read this: substack.com/@tomcox/note...

19.12.2024 11:37 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite Geen Day album.

15.12.2024 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, you are the same height as then.

15.12.2024 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Funniest thing I've seen in ages.

15.12.2024 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bought the Crimpshrine album just because the cover looked like something I'd be in to. It didn't disappoint.

15.12.2024 20:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Rose has left me
I'm in a mood
She's gone to Kenya
With the bloke from Allied Carpets

14.12.2024 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's climbing the social ladder, just like Robert Laing in JG Ballard's High Rise.

14.12.2024 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It strikes me that anyone who has read your stuff might realise you take the piss quite often.

14.12.2024 12:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it meant the character had bought some shoes from Ebay. Not paying attention to the size, they now need to pass them on.

14.12.2024 12:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Sugarcubes - Cat
The Sugarcubes - Cat YouTube video by precija

The Sugarcubes
Cat
Live Zabor - 1988

youtu.be/Mo2_q-TLHBQ?...

14.12.2024 06:07 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They'll work out what to do, like Monty Pythons Philosophy Football.

14.12.2024 11:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
my most recent novel

my most recent novel

In case anyone is still struggling to find a Christmas present for that special person in their life who enjoys shortish novels about childhood, mining, robots, alpacas, aliens, education, magic and the lost countryside of the Nearly North, I hear this is ok.

www.amazon.co.uk/1983-Tom-Cox...

14.12.2024 09:25 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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Just on the off chance you're still looking for the right psychedelic novel to buy someone this Christmas. Especially if they're into earth magic, teenage warrior queens, talking hills, weird lost folk records & irascible rivers teeming with the voices of dead souls

www.amazon.co.uk/Villager-Tom...

12.12.2024 17:46 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
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Some new original art my mum is selling in her Etsy Shop

(Link can be found in the piece below.)

tomcox.substack.com/p/the-magic-...

12.12.2024 08:07 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The anticipation moments before a punk gig.

11.12.2024 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to see these in Nottingham tonight. It's my second punk gig with my 18 year old son.

youtube.com/watch?v=8aWh...

11.12.2024 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Off to Nottingham Rock City tonight to see Me First And The Gimmee Gimmee's, for the second time. Different line up to last time. It's going to slam! #punk #LiveMusic

11.12.2024 09:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's my lock screen. #summer

11.12.2024 09:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In my opinion, Coppola's best film after the first two Godfathers.

10.12.2024 07:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0