Alex the Internet Man

People sometimes ask, "when are you going to update your Soundcloud?"

I'm updating it now and removing all my shit. Fuck you Soundcloud and fuck your AI learning.

YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you

John Hammond spared many expenses but one thing that probably could have saved Jurassic Park, besides paying Nedry? Better wildlife care team/ enclosures. Give the carnivores more than Big Fence And Trees and even Rexy would be like “oh hey Alan, rough weather. Have a good one!”

One time Man on the Internet ate my tortilla chips :(

I would never want to be the most subscribed YouTube channel because it seems everyone who held that title in recent memory (PewDiePie, T-Series, Mr Beast) have been awful people

My sweet dog Ellie’s meds make her hungry so now she’s staring longingly at anything remotely resembling a food

She’s a senior puppy of around 11 (rescue so we don’t know for sure when her birthday is. We celebrate gotcha days instead)

It’s a fact that the best dog in the world is your dog. Therefore on the tier list of everyone but me, Ellie is the second best dog in the world

Ellie is a pure hearted girl incapable of evil. She leaves that to her hooman

I assume the people who run the games don't mention death so as to get their numbers, and the Round 1 panic still happens.

That said, getting caught in the panic stampede would be a crap place to be eliminated, so in my theoretical Games I look for other reasons Round 1 would take someone out

a giant doll is hanging from a tree in a field . ALT: a giant doll is hanging from a tree in a field .

If you as you are were in Squid Game, in which game would you most likely get eliminated? Can be from seasons 1 or 2.

Note: Saying "nah, I'd win" or something similar will get you eliminated :)

Name a single saiyan named Vegeta. I’ll wait. You can’t, can you?

The Dark Power’s Embrace – Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story [Finale] YouTube video by chuggaaconroy

Thanks for watching! The series finale of Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story is out now!
youtu.be/3EGPcODU_ok

Dogs are tubes with legs that love you

Discuss

Every couple of weeks someone tries to gas up absolute dogshit and say something like “enough time has passed. We can all admit Superman 64 was a masterpiece” and offer no further evidence that it was actually good

Only these days its specifically gassing up Sonic 06

Happy anniversary Undertale Yellow! It won’t be this week but Soon you might be seeing some more UTY :)

Given recent trends it would be totally in character for Evil Internet Man to make a pump and dump called ScamCoin, the most honest meme coin, and run off with your money. I the real person on the other hand am not a jackass

If you believe the sheer number of “NEW DEAL” emails I get advertising something for the same price it’s always sold, Black Friday never ends

It is time to be thankful for copious amounts of potatoes

Congrats on the mil on peak @alexinternetman.bsky.social 👏👏👏

Ceroba’s scream is of astonishment that we got that high :)

Thanks a bunch!

Yo hook me up rando I’d love to get to know the creator

“Can non-domesticated animals in captivity love us or do they just see us as sources of food” is a question that regularly haunts me

thought of the dayyy🤔

Shelob, a giant spider, creeping down towards Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings

I present to you a Hear Me Out that makes more sense with context I may or may not give

I had a dream where they took away my license to be funny :(

Finally updated my commission sheet! I'll have commissions open for a bit as I'm looking into saving money so please consider supporting me!

I will probably add more pages later! Yes I will also draw Undertale Yellow stuff if you like :D !

Do not obey in advance. Resist. Do not offer an oppressive government what it wants. Do not anticipate its needs and offer up what you think it wants. To do so teaches power what it can do.

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There’s a lot right now I can’t control. What I CAN control is me and my channel. I’m not going anywhere.

Whatever is in your life that you can control, embrace it and fight like hell for it. Things will suck. But one needs stability in a storm to get through it.