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Alex Beckham from Man on the Internet stumbles his way through social media here

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People sometimes ask, "when are you going to update your Soundcloud?"

I'm updating it now and removing all my shit. Fuck you Soundcloud and fuck your AI learning.

09.05.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you

09.05.2025 11:11 πŸ‘ 8718 πŸ” 6049 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 741
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09.03.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

John Hammond spared many expenses but one thing that probably could have saved Jurassic Park, besides paying Nedry? Better wildlife care team/ enclosures. Give the carnivores more than Big Fence And Trees and even Rexy would be like β€œoh hey Alan, rough weather. Have a good one!”

06.03.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One time Man on the Internet ate my tortilla chips :(

23.02.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I would never want to be the most subscribed YouTube channel because it seems everyone who held that title in recent memory (PewDiePie, T-Series, Mr Beast) have been awful people

22.02.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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My sweet dog Ellie’s meds make her hungry so now she’s staring longingly at anything remotely resembling a food

21.01.2025 00:19 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s a senior puppy of around 11 (rescue so we don’t know for sure when her birthday is. We celebrate gotcha days instead)

11.01.2025 02:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s a fact that the best dog in the world is your dog. Therefore on the tier list of everyone but me, Ellie is the second best dog in the world

11.01.2025 02:01 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ellie is a pure hearted girl incapable of evil. She leaves that to her hooman

10.01.2025 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume the people who run the games don't mention death so as to get their numbers, and the Round 1 panic still happens.

That said, getting caught in the panic stampede would be a crap place to be eliminated, so in my theoretical Games I look for other reasons Round 1 would take someone out

08.01.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a giant doll is hanging from a tree in a field . ALT: a giant doll is hanging from a tree in a field .

If you as you are were in Squid Game, in which game would you most likely get eliminated? Can be from seasons 1 or 2.

Note: Saying "nah, I'd win" or something similar will get you eliminated :)

08.01.2025 15:13 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Name a single saiyan named Vegeta. I’ll wait. You can’t, can you?

05.01.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
The Dark Power’s Embrace – Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story [Finale]
The Dark Power’s Embrace – Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story [Finale] YouTube video by chuggaaconroy

Thanks for watching! The series finale of Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story is out now!
youtu.be/3EGPcODU_ok

19.12.2024 22:02 πŸ‘ 365 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 0

Dogs are tubes with legs that love you

Discuss

18.12.2024 14:19 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every couple of weeks someone tries to gas up absolute dogshit and say something like β€œenough time has passed. We can all admit Superman 64 was a masterpiece” and offer no further evidence that it was actually good

Only these days its specifically gassing up Sonic 06

16.12.2024 14:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy anniversary Undertale Yellow! It won’t be this week but Soon you might be seeing some more UTY :)

10.12.2024 00:20 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Given recent trends it would be totally in character for Evil Internet Man to make a pump and dump called ScamCoin, the most honest meme coin, and run off with your money. I the real person on the other hand am not a jackass

05.12.2024 15:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you believe the sheer number of β€œNEW DEAL” emails I get advertising something for the same price it’s always sold, Black Friday never ends

03.12.2024 14:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is time to be thankful for copious amounts of potatoes

28.11.2024 16:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Congrats on the mil on peak @alexinternetman.bsky.social πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

21.11.2024 01:30 πŸ‘ 149 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Ceroba’s scream is of astonishment that we got that high :)

Thanks a bunch!

21.11.2024 03:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yo hook me up rando I’d love to get to know the creator

18.11.2024 14:48 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCan non-domesticated animals in captivity love us or do they just see us as sources of food” is a question that regularly haunts me

14.11.2024 03:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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thought of the dayyyπŸ€”

12.11.2024 21:00 πŸ‘ 31294 πŸ” 3031 πŸ’¬ 322 πŸ“Œ 146
Shelob, a giant spider, creeping down towards Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings

Shelob, a giant spider, creeping down towards Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings

I present to you a Hear Me Out that makes more sense with context I may or may not give

13.11.2024 04:35 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream where they took away my license to be funny :(

11.11.2024 13:56 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally updated my commission sheet! I'll have commissions open for a bit as I'm looking into saving money so please consider supporting me!

I will probably add more pages later! Yes I will also draw Undertale Yellow stuff if you like :D !

10.11.2024 22:29 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Do not obey in advance. 
Resist. Do not offer an oppressive government what it wants. Do not anticipate its needs and offer up what you think it wants. To do so teaches power what it can do.

Do not obey in advance. Resist. Do not offer an oppressive government what it wants. Do not anticipate its needs and offer up what you think it wants. To do so teaches power what it can do.

⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

06.11.2024 07:28 πŸ‘ 20484 πŸ” 6415 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 91

There’s a lot right now I can’t control. What I CAN control is me and my channel. I’m not going anywhere.

Whatever is in your life that you can control, embrace it and fight like hell for it. Things will suck. But one needs stability in a storm to get through it.

07.11.2024 03:51 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0