@ourempress
Streamer of the Year award recipient https://www.twitch.tv/ourempress Gaming expert proof https://www.youtube.com/@ourempress I write, I draw, but I rarely share my work. A lover, a fighter, and host to righteous rage. Not entirely real.
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
DID YOU REALLY CARE
OR IS THAT JUST WHAT YOU'LL SAY
Bad Bunny celebrating his 32nd birthday.
The absolute delight my cooch feels knowing my cervix will never have to dilate 10 cm 🤣💯
If I can’t handle it dilating only 1 cm for my horribly dibilitating ass periods, what makes you think I deserve to deal with 10? 💀💀💀
This newest batch of emergency cookies really saving my life.
Rarely wrong. Usually early.
Iranian journalist reports in front of the flames of a burning Oil depot.
How sensitive must they be that a single question RUINED their vacation? Good. Weirdo behavior.
White folks we can’t stop you from saying unc, maybe it’s too late in its breaking containment. Whatever the HELL it means to you (given you have no collective sense of familial community). Just know what a big bozo you look like to every single Black American using it. The biggest bozo.
I hadn't noticed, thanks.
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
Do you want to praise today but you're sick of gods?
Come praise me.
I'm doing something new today! I'm going to watch the @redbarrels.bsky.social Two Year Anniversary Dev Log! I only caught bits when it was live so I'm looking forward to any juicy morsels I missed.
Afterwards, an auction must be despoiled. For Trang Dinh!
twitch.tv/ourempress
You're blessed. Anyone that creates or mixes beats to get the girlies dancing is a saint.
A SKELEATEN ON THE TOILET AND THERE PLAYEN NINTENDO ON THERE PHONE ON "FOLIUM" DA 3DS EMULATOR , BUT YOU CAN GET NES ,SNES, GAME CUME, WII ALL THAT SHIT ON THERE FOR FREE, DONT BE PAYING A CORPO FOR GAME'S , THE ARTISTS ALREADY GOT PAID FOR EM SO NOW ITS JUST CORPO PROFFITS SO FUCK EM, AND TE TEXT "JUST FOUND OUT ALL FLESH MUST DECAY" AND EVERY NINTENDO GAME IS A ROM FILE NOW AND ITS FREE TO WNODOWN LOAD NOW EVEN GAME CUBE AND 3DS DOWNLOAD , EVERY ONE DIES BUT NOT EVERY ONE GETS TO PLAY EVERY NINTENDO GAME " - DA RULING CLASS IS SCARED WATCHING THERE SKIN CRISP AND SAG WITH THE PROGRESS OF TIME, AND THERE TRYIN TO HIDE IN THERE BUNKERS, BUT FUCK IT, THEY AINT PLAYIN SHIT WE PLAYING NINTEND OGAMES, AND AS SOON AS SOMETHING HAPPENS AND THEY GO TO HIDE LIKE A EVIL RABBIT THERE SECURITY GUARDS AINT GONNA FEED EM, WELL ,,,,DO WHAT YOU WANT TODAY CAUSE TOMMORROWS FUCKED , AND IF YOU WANT TO PLAY ALL THE MEGA MAN OR MARIO THEN YOUR IN LUCK THIS SHITS FREE ON ALL DA ROM ARCHIVES AND PIRATE BAY AND EVERY WHERE ELSE ON THE WEB , SAVE THAT SHIT TO YOUR DRIVE BEFORE ITS ILLEGAL TO HAVE FUN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
LOOK UP NINTENDO ROM'S YOUR GONNA SHIT YOUR SELF - dashare.zone ADMIN
This video is AMAZING!
Hate low effort
The glorious thumbnail for this beautiful run.
Nonsense that I made, again. It's an altered screenshot of The Outlast Trials. I am in a hiding spot and Coyle stands inches away, his crotch staring at ME, his electric prod sparking madly. A list of Variators at the top show the beginning area of the Trial in their backgrounds, lemme see if I can name them all (they do not have names on the image, just the icons for them are there) from left to right: Collect the Rats Hallucinations? No Intel Unreliable Doors Extra Sound Traps Don't Make Noise More Pushers Voice Disturbance Oh dang, I am a gamer. Anyway, instead of the usual "Q / E Peek" and "Left mouse click Exit" the prompts inside the hiding spot read: "Q / E Kiss" "Left mouse click Kick"
I had a great time planning this one. It turned out even better than I could have hoped.
This is the thumbnail of this run of The Outlast Trials. <#
youtu.be/0dVdev8hAH0
the myth of "too muscular to wipe" is nonsense, that's all flexibility and that can be learned, too. Nonsense and vile.
A digital drawing of a unicorn made of opal trapped in a boulder covered with vines of morning glories as parts of its legs break off in segments. An armored blue-skinned woman with long black hair blowing in the breeze places a hand over the rock as she sheds a single tear. A sword with a guard made of gold unicorn heads is buried halfway into the grass behind her. Several small yellow flowers dot the scene as the sunset colors the clouds pink and purple.
remembered in opal
One of my favorite clips. I love David, and I hope you read the name as I'm pronouncing it.
youtube.com/shorts/pN8cg...
It is the Hour of Wakening. He comes forth in his glory, and his people shall rejoice, and his enemies shall scatter like dust.
I wish you both no brain. Think of the clips!
A SHIRT: " IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE"
SHIRT AVALABLE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
The fact we have to figure out what to eat every damn day annoys my spirit sometimes
A screen capture of The Outlast Trials. Sergeant Leland Coyle stands posing as ever in front of a door open into darkness. There's a banner at the top of the screen that reads "NEW ASSIGNMENT FLIRT WITH COYLE"
huehuehuehuehue
We're watching you. Scum.
