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@julymkirkpatrick

2026 better have some fruits, and those fruits have better taste good

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Dining and Cooking’s dead name is GPT 3

11.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the voters do but not the politicians

10.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

GET HIM, REP PETTERSEN!!!

10.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could heart twice so here’s this:❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️

10.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can I show up in my finest loungewear and get charged with sedition against the current administration?

10.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t see a reference so I pounced with catlike agility

10.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man . Alt: Tobias FΓΌnke blue himself for no reason, which is terrible for him bc that blue paint does not come off easily
10.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sustainable harvesting of Shepherd populations is responsible agriculture

10.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, the Trump boys do need something to preoccupy them and keep them out of their dying dad’s remaining - though thinning - hair.

10.03.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The story of Dick the Birthday Boy does deserve to be heard by people who aren’t disgusting sex perverts

09.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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miss piggy from the muppets is wearing a leopard print dress ALT: miss piggy from the muppets is wearing a leopard print dress

karoline’s muppet

08.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s only fraud if Don’s not cut inπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

07.03.2026 12:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 26152 πŸ” 10266 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 204

Dunkie Junkies unite in calling shirtless-dungaree kook a fuckin’ dink

04.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Common Mamdanistan W

04.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Send Barron Trump.

04.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I found out that the apple crisp recipe I recently found was a part of them after I went to my bookmark and the page had a clarifying message that it had been removed per order of Pam Bondi. I will not bake a pedophile’s dish.

02.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The door is secured shut with a robe tie, and the view in is obscured by a black curtain.

The pail is full of water, the heat is on, and these badasses are ready to roast while unleashing America’s Epic Fury. Fuck yeah..?

02.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

❀️❀️❀️beautiful work!!

02.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And they’ll grin with glee as they declare a new Gaza and a new Persia.

Or they’ll chicken out. Just leave the destruction, shattered lives, and let another generation of Western hate brew.

Am I missing something?

28.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 23610 πŸ” 5973 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 66

That’s cute.

Resign.

28.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You capture people so well, even if they’re a party of one enjoying the band; a mere player in a crowded scene.

This is an incredible piece, and your embellishment on a sole subject is sublime - thank you as always for sharing!

28.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading a paragraph over so many times that I delete it entirely to start over.

Then rewriting the rewrite with the skeleton of the portion I had scrapped to try again with.

This is partially why I never get anything done😭

#WeeknightWriters

27.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing in front of microphones and one of them is wearing a shirt that says very cool Alt: two podcast hosts say very cool
26.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there are people out there who see these in their feed, acknowledge them, and believe them. those people then turn around to their chatbots to discuss the discourse around a strawman argument - completely pointless - and yet chatgpt emphatically agrees.

bluesky is the echo chamber, though

26.02.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you want us to clap or something?

25.02.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gettysburg, wow. What a terrible - but in many ways beautiful

25.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being tall is being a feminist which is woke

25.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Maureen Dowd, acclaimed writer at the Times and ordained political ornithologist, describes DJT as a dove - evoking peace and tranquility; and Hillary Clinton as a hawk - painting her as a vicious predator.

Nearly ten years ago, 4/30/2016.

Maureen Dowd, acclaimed writer at the Times and ordained political ornithologist, describes DJT as a dove - evoking peace and tranquility; and Hillary Clinton as a hawk - painting her as a vicious predator. Nearly ten years ago, 4/30/2016.

Jumped the gun here, huh, Maureen?

24.02.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0