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Pithy takes on: music • me • politics • comedy • pop culture • science. My anonymous handle just happens to also be my real name.

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Everyone can recall the kids we knew who were bullies and/or bullshitters, the ones who just made up things on the fly because they assumed everyone around them would buy it. I thought we recognized them as kids, + avoided them as adults, but then we elected that person president...twice. Shameful.

11.03.2026 22:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's so cool how you simultaneously telegraph your wealth AND your blatant disregard for the environment and animals by posting pics of the multiple, ornate custom balloon arches you have created for every one of your kid's birthdays

11.03.2026 16:07 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My dentist told me the pure of heart don’t need to floss

10.03.2026 12:27 👍 195 🔁 49 💬 5 📌 1

Someone is selling (on Facebook) the same exact sleeper sofa I have, for $100. The couch that I am still paying for and will be for a while (and definitely cost way more than $100). So I feel super about that. 🤦‍♀️

10.03.2026 22:38 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"You're too old to wear..."

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Nope. Wear what you want.

09.03.2026 14:38 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Two things I just came across that go in trash today: the high yearly fee Amex I (almost) got talked into opening at a Delta counter, and that letter from you that I can (almost) read all of

08.03.2026 18:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Overlooked No More: Bobby Garnett, ‘Godfather’ of Vintage Dealers

Bobby From Boston, now part of Lynn Vintage Warehouse, is a magical place that I love to visit www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/o...

08.03.2026 16:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Found some 1930s uranium parfait cups for $5 total

08.03.2026 00:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miiight

08.03.2026 00:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Every time I see an ad with this guy, I think: "I'm pretty sure this is exactly what I look like."

07.03.2026 01:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(this will only make sense/be funny if you've seen The Ice Storm)

06.03.2026 14:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A year ago today I was talking a walk in the woods that was showing signs of spring. Today, it's yet another freezing gray ice storm and "winter advisory" coinciding with the most difficult times I've experienced in probably years. Maybe I'll watch The Ice Storm to cheer myself up

06.03.2026 14:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I should be able to send my cats memes

06.03.2026 05:33 👍 57 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0

man I could really go for some peace

01.03.2026 18:59 👍 182 🔁 58 💬 7 📌 0

i am only interested in content destroyers

05.03.2026 22:36 👍 189 🔁 48 💬 8 📌 1

Sometimes I'm reminded that there was a time, not THAT long ago, when nurses were commonly depicted in media as essentially sex workers, and not as medical professionals

04.03.2026 23:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All the hits, including "We have credible reports that they were on the verge of having WMDs."

04.03.2026 21:25 👍 206 🔁 26 💬 5 📌 1

Let it float
It floats back to you

04.03.2026 21:02 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hegseth calling on a member of the press by saying, "YOU, TIE!" when it looks like many of the press pool are wearing ties, is certainly on brand 🤡

04.03.2026 13:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey autocorrect, there's almost zero chance that I, a solidly secular person, am typing "inshallah", but you sure seem keen to make me use it

03.03.2026 13:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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3 U.S. Planes Are Shot Down in ‘Friendly Fire’ in Kuwait, U.S. Military Says

Not to make it about economics, but that plane right there constitutes the budget of my city for the next 27 years

02.03.2026 20:58 👍 379 🔁 118 💬 12 📌 3
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Wouldn't you like this sodalite bracelet? That I made? www.etsy.com/listing/4463...

03.03.2026 00:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I am very nearsighted. I got glasses when I was 12 (+ learned you're actually supposed to be able to see leaves on trees), and was doing a LOT of theater. I didn't get contacts until I was 17, so I was taking my glasses off before I hit the stage, and worked only seeing a few feet in front of me 😬

02.03.2026 23:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wings - Mull Of Kintyre
Wings - Mull Of Kintyre YouTube video by PaulMcCartneyVEVO

After watching "Man On The Run", I checked out the video of "Mull Of Kintyre", and there is something so moving about the pipe band entrance. And dig those pedal tones. youtu.be/Plhtk_XJqhM?...

02.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's always that one person who "jokingly" points out the things about you that you're most painfully insecure about

01.03.2026 11:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I posted recently about how great Neil Sedaka was sounding. So sad to hear he's gone. I actually saw him when I was a kid. Now as a professional music (degreed!) person, I appreciate him even more as one of our best pop songwriters, a master of melody + mood. And by all accounts, a really nice man.

28.02.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is truly massive

28.02.2026 16:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If we just “This You???” hard enough we can get Trump to stop all of this

28.02.2026 14:10 👍 512 🔁 44 💬 11 📌 1
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I found Parker the massive snowman! www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...

28.02.2026 14:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

If we're going to call out people like Oprah for their contributions to diet culture toxicity (and we should), let us not forget Valerie Bertinelli, who spent *years* weeping on camera about how "fat" she was (she was never fat) as a Jenny Craig spokesperson, and she continues to talk about weight

27.02.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0