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Professor BearJew

@thebearjew79

Speaking as a private citizen all claims are alleged. I can play the piano but can’t read the music. Bibliophile with a growing library. Jewish witch or Jewitch if you prefer. I’m here for laughs, dicks, and quality friends.

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Omg don’t get me started I 🤡 his ass so hard for it

13.03.2026 00:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a Xennial queer. So my use of it was a reclamation and act of rebellion. Like people tried to do with faggot but then white straight women who aren’t fag hags ruined that. But if we are all queer it keeps us unified rather than a tribe of letters who can be divided like we are now

13.03.2026 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which is?

12.03.2026 23:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I was in college I hooked up with a guy who boasted bein 9 inches. He was smaller than me. Apparently he measured along the bottom of his balls 🤣

12.03.2026 23:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I need to start off state is 6.34, I’m 5.75 long but 6 round 😁

12.03.2026 23:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like ass pics not hole pix does that make sense?

12.03.2026 23:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New study reveals the US states with the biggest d*cks — Queerty A new study has questioned people about d*ck size, whether they’re happy with what they’ve got, and if they think too much emphasis is placed on dimensions. The study was commissioned by Bespoke Surgi...

Sound off with the size of your state and your size. DONT BE ROUNDING UP.

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12.03.2026 23:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

😲🥴

12.03.2026 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuuuuuuuck

12.03.2026 22:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THIS!

12.03.2026 22:26 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is an abomination that should have been aborted

12.03.2026 22:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a hooded robe is standing in front of a screen that says " execute order 66 " ALT: a man in a hooded robe is standing in front of a screen that says " execute order 66 "
12.03.2026 21:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Great now I gotta go look something up… 🤦‍♂️ I can’t right now I’m elbows deep in chicken noodle soup and cornbread

12.03.2026 21:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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When Is the Last Frost in Your Area? 2026 Dates Just Released — Martha Stewart Will it be earlier, about the same, or later than normal?

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12.03.2026 21:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Works From Keith Haring’s Formative Years, Many Rarely Seen, on View at the Brant Foundation — COOL HUNTING Beyond the ubiquitous graphic lines, this concentrated survey of the artist’s early Eighties work dives into his raw activist roots, underscoring a legacy designed to fight ignorance, fear and silence...

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12.03.2026 21:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kathie Lee tells Fox News she loves the gays but there’s too many letters in that acronym — LGBTQ Nation “They’ve really got to stop with that,” Gifford said. “We know what you mean.” Thursday, March 12, 2026 Kathie Lee Gifford thinks the LGBTQ+ community has added too many letters to its various acronym...

I’m going to get cancelled for this I don’t care: get rid of the acronym. It gives homophobes an easy shorthand for discrimination. Can’t we all just be queers?

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12.03.2026 21:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Have the gay tech titans turned their backs on us? — Advocate Tech CEOs Sam Altman, Peter Thiel, and Tim Cook are among the richest gay people in the world. But they’re mainly helping themselves.

Yes they are traitors to the tribe execute them. Full Order 66 on them.

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12.03.2026 20:51 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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House passes bill to ban pride flags, Pride Month from Oklahoma classrooms — The Oklahoman A bill headed to the Oklahoma Senate would ban any state government entity, including schools, from recognizing Pride Month or displaying pride flags

I can’t wait to leave this cesspool

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12.03.2026 20:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents in New Initiative — The Hollywood Reporter A number of UFC fighters will travel to the FBI's academy in Quantico, Virginia, this week to train agents, ahead of planned event at the White House this summer.

Oh for fucks sake

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12.03.2026 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Handsome mug my dude

12.03.2026 20:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Senate passes bipartisan housing bill targeting large investors and easing regulations — NPR The 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act would ban large investors from buying up single-family homes.

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12.03.2026 20:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 19:54 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re easily offended you need to be offended more often - Mae West

12.03.2026 19:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 19:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you going to serve c*nt or are you going to serve can’t?

12.03.2026 15:57 👍 169 🔁 36 💬 8 📌 10

Yummy

12.03.2026 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s so plump

12.03.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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12.03.2026 19:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

More like cyanide almonds

12.03.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0