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Nicholas Slayton

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Journalist. Contributing editor @TaskandPurpose.com . Bylines at New Republic, The Prospect, Motherboard, Wired, elsewhere. Was once insulted by Martin Shkreli. Signal: nslayton.12 Newsletter: letsdothepanicagain.beehiiv.com

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I am pleased to report that within the last few hours, we have hit, and completely destroyed, 10 inactive mine laying boats and/or ships, with more to follow! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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3/10/26, 1:20 PM

I am pleased to report that within the last few hours, we have hit, and completely destroyed, 10 inactive mine laying boats and/or ships, with more to follow! President DONALD J. TRUMP 106 ReTruths 394 Likes 3/10/26, 1:20 PM

Trump: there are no mines
Trump 40 minutes later: we have destroyed the mine boats

10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 22
Trump: If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! Additionally, we are using the same Technology and Missile capabilities deployed against Drug Traffickers to permanently eliminate any boat or ship attempting to mine the Hormuz Strait. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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3/10/26, 1:07 PM

Trump: If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! Additionally, we are using the same Technology and Missile capabilities deployed against Drug Traffickers to permanently eliminate any boat or ship attempting to mine the Hormuz Strait. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE! President DONALD J. TRUMP 9 ReTruths 38 Likes 3/10/26, 1:07 PM

Trump deleted and reposted about the mines, adding:

β€œAdditionally, we are using the same Technology and Missile capabilities deployed against Drug Traffickers to permanently eliminate any boat or ship attempting to mine the Hormuz Strait. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE!”

10.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
Trump: If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump: If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump denies reports that Iran has started placing mines in the Strait of Hormuz, but says (twice) that if they have, the mines should be removed.

β€œIf, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction!”

10.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 15

so:
a. the Strait of Hormuz is def actually mined
b. they did ZERO planning for this
c. they're freaking out now that it's leaked to the press and trying to ensure us that 'no it's not'

10.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 336 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh hell yes

10.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πŸΏπŸ€‘πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 708 πŸ” 267 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 38
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It's all there. All of the bullshit claims about emergencies and national security threats. The goal all along was to give Trump the power to deploy the military domestically to suppress dissent and crush MAGA's enemies.

These are dangerous people. They're now in the highest levels of government.

10.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 651 πŸ” 215 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7
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Insurrectionist Brunch: Trumpists plotted to deploy military on U.S. soil Before the 2024 election, a cadre of MAGA loyalists met over brunch to plot ways for Trump to use the military domestically.

This is just astonishingly great reporting.

All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.

And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2275 πŸ” 1139 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 47
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lol every time theintercept.com/2026/03/09/p...

10.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 683 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 14

This is all because down in Texas members of a mosque were like β€œmaybe we should do a proper planned community with everything including a new mosque in walking distance.β€œ and the Texas GOP lost its damned mind.

10.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Left has to fundamentally explain to millions of people that the rank-n-file of the Republican party is being systematically staffed by literal neo-Nazis.

10.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 543 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

Fuck ICE. Free Palestine. Vote Kat.

10.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1614 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 4
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Here is the latest LA Public Health dept. report on deaths among people who are unhoused showing a dip in their "mortality rate" for the first time since 2014: publichealth.lacounty.gov/chie/reports...
Among the recommendations, which include housing, they also call for harm reduction strategies.

10.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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shot/chaser from @dell.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/cbp-pr...

10.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

13 is middle school

10.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1707 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1

Holy shit - this would be very, very bad:
"The databases, called β€œNumident” and the β€œMaster Death File,” include records for more than 500 million living and dead Americans, including Social Security numbers, places and dates of birth, citizenship, race and ethnicity, and parents’ names."

10.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1083 πŸ” 621 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 29

The Trump administration can't keep a consistent justification for launching the war and it can't say how long it will be.

10.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

As always @davidjroth.bsky.social remains the best writer in Trump

10.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHe told another colleague, who refused to help him upload the data because of legal concerns, that he expected to receive a presidential pardon if his actions were deemed to be illegal, according to the complaint.”

10.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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#BREAKING: About 140 US military personnel wounded in Iran war: Pentagon

10.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
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Leavitt confirms that the current "ballpark" total of US soldiers injured fighting Iran is 150

10.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 1418 πŸ” 629 πŸ’¬ 275 πŸ“Œ 139

β€œTrue strategic bombing has never been tried before”

10.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

The U.S. government has urged Israel not to carry out further strikes on Iran’s energy and oil infrastructure, marking the first time it has restrained Israeli action since their joint operations began.

10.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7
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Putting these two posts together like pieces of a lost amulet and watching a lesson about geopolitics emerge like a genie

10.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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Marco Rubio’s Florida Bestie Is an Accused β€˜Foreign Agent’ Set to Go on Trialβ€” With Rubio On the Witness List David Rivera and Rubio bought a house in Tallahassee when they were coming up together in Florida politics. But he’s been a headache for the secretary of state ever since, and now he could be one for ...

Marco Rubio's BFF is an accused foreign agent and money launderer. His trial is about to start β€” and Rubio is on the witness list.

My @vanityfair.com story on the legal bomb that's poised to go off in Trumpland.

www.vanityfair.com/news/story/m...

10.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1279 πŸ” 558 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 41

I think i have seen that one

10.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A very relevant LISTEN TO @bloodwork.show

10.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The only reason he survived his recall is because Larry Elder was worse. Not that we liked him.

10.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There is evidence that Prince Andrew and Peter Mandelson shared UK government secrets with Epstein, which is why the two were arrested. But there is no evidence that he was blackmailing them.

10.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Could there be evidence of that in the unreleased files? Maybe. Could investigators use the body of Epstein evidence to discover previously unknown wrongdoing? Sure. But we are getting so far ahead of the evidence that it's scary.

10.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0