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God forbid men have hobbies.

He's at the 15 vs. 10 seed game at 2pm on a Tuesday, let him sing whatever he wants whenever he wants because he's clearly a huge supporter of ... something.

Hell yeah let's go

The only Ford vehicle/model produced since 2020 to not be recalled is the GT?

K but like, what's the satire

Fox open to putting partially owned Fox sports property on Fox in combo with other Fox broadcast sports property, news at 11.

I could have left it on this screen and been okay but my roommate got annoyed.

What do you do when you have $112 in Amazon gift cards?

Why, you do something incredibly stupid, of course.

Wait until the Lolcons go 3-14 next year but lose the first pick because the Jets go 2-15.

"It could be used to interference"

I know Bezos killed the sports department but I didn't know he killed the editing department, too

Still amazed that Veekay is the one that ended it. Really, on the list of drivers that would, he wasn't in my top 5.

I'm oddly way more interested in watching *this* cluster fuck in person, far beyond the one in watching this weekend.

The Freedom 250 Grand Prix track map looks great!

Phil.

I hate this.

nascar sucks but i sure didn’t mind the 22 cents per gallon discount on fuel today

Probably the 35 year old youth pastor banging my 17 year old sister.

*sigh*

Just once - just fucking ONCE* - it would be nice if we would actually enforce antitrust laws against companies that constantly fuck people over instead of spending untold gobs of money on a legal fight that ends up settling with a slap on the wrist at most.

* I'm aware of the Google trial.

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket

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The ACC women's basketball tournament was held here in Atlanta*????

Damn, I actually would have considered going to a game if I'd known.

* Duluth, technically but whatever fuck you.

I wonder how late I'm going to be to work tomorrow after my body wakes up to my alarm, sees that it's still dark outside, and says fuck it and goes back to sleep.

Last Tuesday I was half an hour late because I slept through my alarm after taking NyQuil. I feel like I can be even later tomorrow.

Oh cool, my 2 IndyCar races in a 5 year span are incredibly dumb and we aren't even to the actual race weekend for this one.

Please tell me that security was then promptly fired for being somehow more useless than the TSA?

Yeah I don't know why you would think they are allowed into a theme park (or really anywhere).

But then again, I have a brain*.

* granted, I lived in Florida for 32 years.

Wait, I'm hearing that tomorrow is in fact March 9th and that we all might be fucked.

Good thing tomorrow is March 30th and not March 9th.

Are the Arc cards actually decent, though? I always assumed they were basically lowest level dedicated cards.

My internet history would make a lot of people think I should be put in a padded room, but even I am stopping from googling "bad kitty"

It's similarly helpful for me, where Shell is routinely 15-25 cents higher than elsewhere.

But if I can find a Shell that isn't overpriced, it works.

Found a sign for @hoonofthe.day

Save 22 cents off the price of gas that spiked 80 cents this week because we bombed a country for [pick a reason].