Ayo

Or not enough which are mediocre in the right way!

BOBBY MARS * @bobby_on_mars X.com New York City used to be a cool exciting place where people partied and lived crazy opulent bohemian lifestyles and now it's a place where people wait an hour in line for trendy sandwiches 5:51 PM • 3/9/26 • 388K Views {7 220 • 27K 贝 187

BOBBY MARS • @bobby_on_mars X.com NYcels cope and seethe so hard when you tell them their city is an overpriced sandwich shop. Yet if somebody posted that the rust belt sucked I'd be like yeah I know that's why | live here 2:30 PM • 3/10/26 • 1.5K Views ∞ 52

BOBBY MARS @ @bobby_on_mars 22h X I have no interest in moving to the big city and spending all my money on rent and expensive sandwiches. I prefer to live in the rust belt and spend all my money on frivolous luxury purchases. • 2 234ll1日企 BOBBY MARS • @bobby_on_mars 22h $ ... I'm wearing $600 British shoes rn and might even buy a BMW soon just because I'm bored and I can • 1 3 1 260只企

these are the tweets of a man who is very happy and also secure with his life and his lifestyle. The very portrait of confidence.

Not good ones though

I want to draw comics

comic-book colour image of a girl in a filthy dress riding a horse down a dirt road, dust swirling behind her

Practical Defence Against Piracy
⚔️ CHAPTER SIX ⚔️

…begins right now!

Come find out whether Alexandra's desperate ride delivers her to safety!

🏇 www.patreon.com/posts/152715...

#DD4 #PDAP

Like, once you give people the idea that their anger is righteous, they ride that high and have to keep finding targets

plot twist: they are all shoe sole binding issues

You’d think that someone who loved making errors this much would be nicer! You’d be wrong.

breathing deeply through my nostrils and slowly exhaling as I look upon *another* of my manager’s flagrant mistakes

Good instinct!

Meanwhile, you’ve got Kirk Cameron promoting books for five year-olds about the right to bear arms and that’s somehow NOT indoctrination.

“Why men are walking away from dating and the 6 hard truths women need to hear”

Something tells me that women will be ok

Interesting. When I’ve run across that, I just removed the book myself and placed it somewhere for a librarian to put it back where it should go.

“Marlon Wayans aims to ‘cancel the cancel culture’ with upcoming ‘Scary Movie 6,’ promises to ‘make fun of everybody’”

What a headline. Anyway, come and get your gay jokes, I guess

“These 12 mistakes instantly lower a man’s presence”

From the website “Alpha M”

well friends. I’ve clicked too many links

Here, here

Here’s what I think is missing for me. Some person is deeply offended by a book. He complains about the book. But the people who are enjoying the book aren’t going to complain about it, right?

🫡 keeping it real

don’t cancel me for saying this but

Nobody should be assaulted in prison. Not even Harvey Weinstein

Listen listen!

The point of rights isn’t to protect people who we like. The main point of rights is to protect people who we don’t like from our own worst instincts

I don’t know how to write books. You guys seem to be into it. How do you find time to write the extra words outside of the paragraph that gets maga to ban your book?

Gander 🪿 👀

Or perhaps they can just ignore it anyway

I’m going to go a little bit insane if that’s okay with you.

I like to jump on trends occasionally...

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

Here is a novel about some ducks and the duck is not liked by the other ducks until it’s revealed that this duck is actually a swan

Lucinda from Utah is declaring civil war because of this trans gender propaganda

here is a graphic novel about a group of happy children and one of the children is a little fruity with it

Some individual in Texas “America is fallen. The satanic liberal agenda is coming for our children” ma’am take a chill pill

What’s gotcha so wound up, Doc?

“Look at what they’re teaching our children!”

and the book is like “Susie has two moms”

books will be like “here’s a picture book about inventions by African American people” and some random person will be like “remove this filth”