Les Bowen, still

Also perhaps even more depressing. Because trading AJ Brown isn’t going to make them better.

FOUR teams have yet to sign a free agent off another roster since the negotiation window opened Monday:

Broncos
Seahawks
Eagles
Jaguars

(have you restarted your allergy meds yet?)

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

You could be a pro athlete! That’s trick No. 1.

Jayson goes deep on the Phillies, including my favorite Trea Turner-ism: "I can attest that nobody knows anything."

The handling of those OL injuries is the unsolved mystery of the season for me. If u let them heal for a month or so & the offense struggles w/backups, everyone understands that. Maybe there was no amount of rest that would have worked.
What they did was the OL equivalent of pitching Mitch Williams.

Eventually Jim’s defense lost enough guys, and they drafted enough Jerome McDougles and Matt McCoys, that the unit wasn’t good.

Shai Gilgeous Alexander Graham Bell because he called game 😎🤣

"Large muscular people. You wouldn't believe how swole they are. All wearing hard hats. Tears running down their chiseled cheeks, they cry out to me "For the love of God, sir, Save America!"

Nobody really wants that

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

The response is….comprehensive.

everyone is extraordinarily desperate to pretend that Donald Trump is a coherent individual with a real plan who understands what is happening in the world and none of that is true

Not gonna go talk-radio-level screechy on this, but “we all knew the Eagles were gonna lose this guy and this guy and that guy” doesn’t mean everything is gonna be ok. It really doesn’t.
Even Howie Roseman’s powers are limited.

What’s happening to the Eagles’ roster right now highlights the chance they blew to defend their title last season. They had enough talent.
Yeah, injuries, but, fact is, I don’t think anyone will pick them to be as good or better this year.

market people are fucking hilarious you could tell them the moon was discovered to be made out of rare pokemon cards and they'd boost trading cards stock 90000%

because I got curious: that cap hit for Tua would have been the entirety of a team’s salary cap in 2001

YIKES

He went from “unconditional surrender” and “I must pick their new leader” to full “just declare victory and get the hell out” TACO Trump.

Kinda doubting it. But I was thinking mostly about the pass-rush equation, Campbell maybe playing some edge and Dean’s blitzing maybe being more crucial. Wasn’t thinking overall roster.

Hey, Percival Everett is coming to Rutgers-Camden in a couple weeks
camden.rutgers.edu/everett

Wondering if the Phillips signing with Carolina changes the Nakobe Dean situation at all, re the Eagles

The Colts are re-signing wide receiver Alec Pierce, per sources.

The top free agent WR on the market, Pierce made it clear that Daniel Jones’ presence in Indy would factor into his decision. After his first 1,000-yard season in 2025, he elects to re-up with the Colts.

Following the 'ruled by 12 year olds' theory, these men genuinely think the rules-based international order is like their mum

The nagging shrill lady who won't let them do cool things like stick their heads in ovens, the cat's tail in electrical outlets, or play on train tracks

FeatherSnap

Every time Trump gets on the phone with a new reporter we’re hearing the weirdest mix of a misremembered classified briefing video the CIA makes for him, part of a text he just got from Lindsey Graham, and the last three nouns he heard on Fox News.

Down 666 points is a little on the nose.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region