I hope they ALL start looksmaxxing. Glue up Alex Jones for a lace install. Give Tucker a lash lift. Hand them all a face hammer and see what happens
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I hope they ALL start looksmaxxing. Glue up Alex Jones for a lace install. Give Tucker a lash lift. Hand them all a face hammer and see what happens
So what I’m saying is that if the Pitt takes place that same July 4, that fursuit was SWIMMING in bedbugs
Light spoilers for The Pitt:
July 4 weekend 2024, Anthrocon not only took place days before it was revealed that the Heritage Foundation had been hacked by furries, it also happened to be the same weekend a particularly gnarly infestation of bedbugs spread throughout Pittsburgh hotels
Oh thank go, I kept getting “clavicle,” which is a word I know exists
Also, don’t google it. You’re good
my phone auto corrected “clavicular” and now I’m down a rabbit hole of figuring out if it’s a real medical term
It does not appear to be a real medical term
Brought to you by the people who still think i’m saying “duck it”
Two Americas
American weapons are so good they can even shoot down American weapons
I just know Lestat’s old ass takes pictures with that tablet
I’m about $2000 short on housing and bills. I’ve been working odd jobs but I’m coming up short. I’ve got some interviews coming up but I just want to make March. I know everyone is stretched thin so even just sharing helps.
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NHL going from The Cottage to a Spirit Halloween
20 years later we can all admit those sherbet dresses with a teal blazer and useless zebra print belt went hard
I expect social media to discuss all this with the nuance it deserves
There was a time I would have just assumed a journalist had already started combing through his truth social to clarify which posts are policy but this is not that time
A bunch of cunty lil digital paper dolls
Why did “zero reading comprehension leading to the least charitable interpretation of a sentence” survive every iteration of social media instead of cunty lil’ dolls
There are beautiful things happening in the comments of this post
You ever read a fic and just go “now why would this white man be in charge of the Yakuza”
My babies!
This is LOVELY
Tip from your single friend: Y’all still have to have sex after your Valentine’s Day meal so choose wisely
It’s the heart of Prohibition and Harlem is in trouble. It’s up to these movers, shakers, and troublemakers to save it. 🥂🎶🎭📝
Please join our all-star cast for a Harlem Unbound Call of Cthulhu one-shot benefitting #SadGirlsClub!
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But what if someone invented a cat who could grab you the remote
TOMORROW!! There’s something strange in the neighborhood of Harlem and our investigators are determined to get to the bottom of it!
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I just wish people would stop taking me seriously and see me for the dumb hot bitch I am
Perils & Princesses | Ep. 2 - The Fairy Godmother
The princesses call upon their fairy godmother for help with their quest
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Okay, White Lotus but replace every actor with Muppets except Stellan Skarsguard
Walk with me: Connor Storie as Warren Worthington III
Like as a Certified Boob Girl, they look cool but they are not for highlighting the girls
But… they cover the boob part of the boobs
They’re also highlighting each butt individually on their Instagram! Very famous butts!
That Levi’s commercial brings up a very good point: if you’re advertising jeans, why would you pick a boob girl instead of a butt lady?
