Best eggcorn thread I’ve ever seen.
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Best eggcorn thread I’ve ever seen.
The party that mocks giving participation trophies to younger children who also didn’t accomplish anything.
Thousands of brave patriots in Iran take to the streets to protest the lawless, authoritarian regime riding roughshod over their rights. No, wait. This is thousands of brave patriots in Minnesota taking to the streets to protest the lawless, authoritarian regime riding roughshod over their rights.
I’m very fond of ‘tenets’/‘tenants’. From the French ‘tenir’, to hold. Applicable in both cases.
She WHAT?
This is unsurprising. When I first started on the patch in 2012, they needed two MWDs (workers) per rig. By the time I moved job two years later, one MWD was responsible for four rigs, via remote platforms etc. I was almost completely automated out in a tiny period of time.
Jacob Hersant- Neo-Nazi and NSN member being interviewed by Chanel 7’s sunrise program
Why the fuck is @sunriseon7.bsky.social giving Jacob Hersant, a neo-Nazi with the NSN, an interview?? After he booed the welcome to country at the Anzac dawn service? It’s 2025 my dudes- WE KNOW WHO THESE FREAKS ARE AND YOU ARE PLATFORMING THEM??? I’m on the other side of the world and I know!
Question: Clive Palmer’s clown show is running garish ads everywhere saying ‘We don’t need to be welcomed to our own country’. Are they so pig-ignorant that they still don’t know what ‘welcome to country’ actually means, or are they doing this on purpose to whip up more racist outrage?
My God, has anyone heard Trump on the radio today talking about the tariffs he so obviously doesn’t understand? He sounds like an insane ten-year-old, hitting up the smaller kids for their lunch money.
Many in the US are currently having their faces eaten by leopards. They seem surprised.
MAGA: "Vaccinating my child is against my deeply held religious beliefs."
ME: "Oh, honey . . . if you had any deeply held religious beliefs, you never would have voted for an adulterous, lying rapist."
I never could have imagined myself saying this, but I’m starting to feel a bit sorry for Melania. Surely no amount of money could compensate for that level of ongoing disgust and humiliation, not even for her.
And they do, they do!
The people wanting to invade Greenland say it's too cold to go outside for the inaugural.
This is Storm Boy country.
If it’s 11am, this must be a cup of coffee and a mince pie.
As far as I know, this still pertains in contemporary western astrology.
Not too bad. Moved to this very beautiful and geographically intriguing part of the world (Goolwa at the mouth of the Murray and the northern end of the Coorong) a year ago. Still floundering a bit in what has gradually become complete retirement. I envy you the travelling and the music!
two posts from threads first is from @camillecardonaa and says: I just found out that only 1.5% of Japan's population is Christian and I'm heartbroken. second is a reply from @orangedweller and says: Hi. Japan's homicide rate is 07% per 100K. United States homicide rate is 5.7% per 100K. Japan's unhoused population in 2024: 2,820. United States unhoused: 653,104. Japan also has one of the highest food security rates in the whole big world. Meanwhile, in the US, 18 million people are food insecure. Maybe this Sunday you can ask the Christians what their bible says about poor people and murder. Sorry bout your heart.
gotDAMN
Mince Pie.
I’m very well thank you, and how lovely to see you! I often think of you, especially when Facebook Memories come up. How’s life in the EU? Are you having a good time?
sign reads “JESUS 6:00 PARKING LOT”
about time someone called that motherfucker out
I feel seen.
www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11...
Is the Greens’ main aim in life now to frustrate the government at every turn, even if it means co-operation with the Libs (who must be laughing themselves stupid)? Genuine question, I’m on board with most of the Greens’ actual policy.
Whose woods these are I think I know / It sometimes takes a Village though.
You’re right. Nope, not sitting up that late.
It’s 11.49 pm in Adelaide and I’ve just realised that if I sit up for another eleven minutes I can watch the iPad clock flip straight to 1 am.
Not yet …
