Kallie

"10 sexy ways to shrink your spleen!"

#sawbonespodcast

Going to try again because I think this maybe wasn't enough.

Let's go back to the start again.

Alt text was introduced to HTML in 1993 for situations where images didn't load or loaded slowly. In those situations the alt text is visible in the space where the image would have loaded.

Example:

The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.

Omg I didn't even read it in your name much less the profile, unfollowed immediately!

You literally couldn't have been more clear, my god.

People never do read signs do they.

Chicken nuggets and Jeff Goldblum are both great!

Angry Oddsock

Oddsock would like you to know ANY technology and #AI that abuses children and women is outright awful and it makes him very mad. It's an angry dog worthy thing and you should be mad at any technology like that too. #BurnItAllDown

Far Side

I'd rather see a notification that they've suspended their AI program until they can safely operate without breaking multiple laws, can operate fully with renewable energy and don't destroy the environment in the process.

SkyNet has made a public apology to 40 million burnt skeletons and promises to do better in the future

Now: "grok apologizes for accidentally doing a racism and csam"
Soon: "nuclear launchers apologize for accidentally turning four countries into glass"

A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.

Younger people know that Y2K DID HAPPEN right? Like, the fear wasn't overblown? It was just successfully managed?

Can't believe the final shot of Stranger Things was Millie Bobby Brown breaking the fourth wall to say "Guess now it's time for some...𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳 things 😎" and then doing finger guns into the camera (can't believe how cool it was, I mean).

I take my ADHD meds just to exist comfortably :) productivity is a nice occasional benefit.

"Clear is kind, unclear is unkind." - Brené Brown

I'm so sorry. Would BBQ sauce work?

I obtained a surprise Christmas dog (10 year old standard poodle named Lily) and she has been so easy. Shockingly easy.

But I have two more dogs on their way so I'm really pushing my luck.

a group of people are standing in front of a large dinosaur in a field . Alt: People are standing in front of a brachiosaurus in a field and it is rearing up to eat leaves from a tall tree. This is a scene from Jurassic park

But.. don't you want to pretend to be a dinosaur and eat all the tiny trees? 🥺

Haha "genetic"

You don't even like it raw?! With dip? Or baked (not over cooked though) with cheese sauce?? Or in a nice stir fry??

I suspect this is a generic difference like the cilantro thing.

I would love to know: What is the absolute safest modern vehicle? Not the fanciest or the best tech features. Maybe even the LEAST tech features.

I hate that I can't buy a modern car and just assume it contains the best of all our safety knowledge.

Beautiful. The snow looks light and fluffy

Broccoli is the best vegetable and I miss it so much (it does not do good things to my guts)

Why can't I comment on a bunch of posts? Like, I can see the post but replies are turned off? Is it a me thing, or is it a 'replies are restricted' thing? Can I stop seeing posts that have restricted replies?

I just felt like asking people today, because I'd love additional comment

(whisper singing to myself) I want my, I want my, I want my MTV. *sad trombone*

This brought me so much joy! Well done!

I think I've forgotten how to use a paper map... Or maybe never knew. I remember being pretty happy when I could print out the pages of instructions on mapquest

That seems fake. That's not a year, that's some kind of 1337 speak

2031 is way more futuristic than 2049.

I have a sunrise alarm clock and the same one in my son's room. I ALSO use my phone alarm clock.

Aw man! Can you rephrase it as a pun? Then I might have caught it 😂