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@thebusyguy

I’m aware that I’m the problem But that doesn’t solve the problem He/him

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“The show is not cancelled. Circumstances render the show impossible.” Get all the fucking way out of here.

12.03.2026 20:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw the post and I don’t think I can roll my eyes any harder.

12.03.2026 20:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, I was cooked.

12.03.2026 15:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a sweater that says my yeah Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a sweater that says my yeah
12.03.2026 13:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not a terrorist, but I would cut a donut in half to share it, I think. That’s the only scenario where I become a terrorist.

12.03.2026 13:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, THESE motherfuckers…

11.03.2026 18:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s 12:30 every day for me. I’m just hungry.

11.03.2026 17:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m hungry. Having to wait until 12:30 to eat is borderline criminal.

11.03.2026 16:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We all need to return to the old ways.

11.03.2026 16:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The deluge of hornyposting will continue until morale improves, or whatever the saying is.

11.03.2026 16:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👎👎

11.03.2026 16:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in front of potted plants . Alt: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting in front of potted plants .
11.03.2026 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mine:

It’s okay to have a casual interest. Even as a woman.
Or a black person.
You can just like the stuff without having to develop an encyclopedic knowledge in order to fend off gatekeepers.

11.03.2026 16:29 👍 160 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0

I like to see what t-shirts people are wearing.

11.03.2026 16:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who could ever?

11.03.2026 16:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy birthday!

11.03.2026 16:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mar-EYE-oh.

11.03.2026 15:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time someone mentions 311 I think about the Eric Andre Show.

11.03.2026 13:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Making skewers without the skewers for dinner.

10.03.2026 23:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t think this qualifies as a spoiler, but so far I am really enjoying the cat (unlike Carl).

10.03.2026 21:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I never said I’d like it.

10.03.2026 21:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would try the espresso proteini.

10.03.2026 21:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you’re unanimous, how will they know where to send the check?

(Note to Bluesky at large: this was a joke. Please do not explain to me the difference between unanimous and anonymous.)

10.03.2026 20:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
0.2000
Before you worry: display calibration, ambient lighting, screen brightness, and whether you've been staring at code for 9 hours all affect this.
Get some sleep and try again.
Share result
Again. I can do better.
Read the post about this.

0.2000 Before you worry: display calibration, ambient lighting, screen brightness, and whether you've been staring at code for 9 hours all affect this. Get some sleep and try again. Share result Again. I can do better. Read the post about this.

0.200 perfect, on the nose. No one’s beating that.

www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

10.03.2026 16:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
PLEASE SIR
MAY I HAVE SOME LESS

PLEASE SIR MAY I HAVE SOME LESS

09.03.2026 19:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m truly excited. The wait list was SO long.

09.03.2026 19:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
WICHITA PUBLIC LIBRARY
HI JEFFREY, YOUR ITEMS) ARE READY TO PICK UP
ITEM(S) FOR PICKUP:
DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL
MATT
DINNIMAN

WICHITA PUBLIC LIBRARY HI JEFFREY, YOUR ITEMS) ARE READY TO PICK UP ITEM(S) FOR PICKUP: DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL MATT DINNIMAN

@crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com Today in great news for Jeff:

09.03.2026 19:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“But Blanx, she was gonna wreck the Middle East!”

09.03.2026 13:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Everyone but Jeffrey

08.03.2026 19:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Listening to “Mm..Food” by MF DOOM. Why hasn’t anyone online told me about how good this album is before?

08.03.2026 18:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0