Gaseous Gold

okay so that’s basically 3 yellows in 5 mins for the same player who is somehow still on the pitch

that is…..a red card lmao

savinho scores without actually moving his foot

delighted by aaron ramsdale forcing his way into the newcastle team. we did what we had to do to improve our squad and, but aaron got shafted pretty hard and im happy he’s happy.

there is always a choice, and supporting chelsea is never the right one.

get wrext you chav dicks

Someone playing #MarioKartWorld has the username "Gooner". I really hope they're just hopelessly addicted to pornography and not something sick and depraved like an Arsenal fan

5. she straight up retired in 2022 because she was just over it. then casually came popped into milan/cortina and won gold. that’s an absolutely preposterous flex.

4. executing one of the most majestic and elegant expressions of human movement imaginable and then looking down the barrel of the camera and shouting THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKIN ABOUT is what the world needs to heal. the olympics needs more hoodrat vibes and oakland is fuckin here to serve them.

welp. fucked up the order.

3. alysa is the antithesis to the concept of “quad god”. the quad god is everything that is wrong with peak athleticism: ego, pretense, pressure, sportswashing (not his fault), and there’s no way he eats ass.

alysa is a certified freak and 100% eats ass.

2. much like simone biles doing a mat routine to hip hop, her lack of fucks to give about what is expected of her is what opens up this level of creativity. no one else was even close to brave enough to do knee slides to donna summers.

they were desperate to impress. alysa was desperate to express.

alysa liu is the baddest bitch for more reasons than i can list, but here are some 🧵

1. rocked up to the most pretentious olympic event with an aesthetic that can only be described as “hentai raccoon”. she is not here to “win” she is here to live her best life, and in so doing, she has already won.

this is performative and kind of trite but also: fuck it at least someone in power is deliberately impeding the rapid descent into darkness

look at this fucking face and tell me this isn’t the most annoying sack of ass imaginable. this face screams “hey i know you said to keep it low key so i invited the 40 shittiest people i could think of—btw did you bring enough to share?”

can we start a global gofundme to bankrupt elon? i’m not a rich man, but i would happily chuck 15% of my net worth at making that insufferable dumb bitch powerless

no country for old shitposts

i’m “when did the olympics get sponsored by audi…oh wait shit no that’s their logo” levels of sleep deprived

i believe gabby jesus got a yellow

get his ass

we're not winning shit

just a festival of absolute penis

what the fuck is this

oh fuck off nelly. are you serious

i'm not a football tactician, but i feel like if a guy on the other team is between you and the guy with the ball, you should move to a different place, so you can get the ball.

penis

Kai was imperious when we pushed Declan/Zubi a little further back and gave him the run of the midfield. I can't help but feel like if we afforded Eze the same luxury he could cause some havoc.

well, it was tears of joy unfortunately, but i did just get to see jake paul cry and that feels like a win.

you can’t be sayin shit like “Kok blasting her way onto the podium”, olympics commentator