Arvind

So here's a thread that should probably be an essay about sports gambling.

If the Leafs actually sell, Troy Stecher as a puck moving right-handed D but as a 7th D going into the playoffs.
Ryan Strome as an outside shot. Right-shot C with one year left and can score.

I popped out for 2 minutes and Finland scored 2?

It would have been palatable if they said "best skaters" because Binnington is on that team.

I have a newfound appreciation for curling after these Olympics.

In other news, almost saw a guy die at beer league yesterday. Collapsed on the bench but the local league has a policy for captains to be trained in first aid + they had a first responder on the team so the guy made a recovery.

I'm watching just the highlights and its just rush chance after rush chance for Ottawa, Bussi with some wild saves and then suddenly the Canes are up 3-1 for some reason

Like the goalie of the future is out for the season and Freddie temporarily turned into a pumpkin (I maintain he was concussed after that bump from Staal)

It is very much not just me with this feeling but the Canes feel like a team holding on for dear life but then I am surprised every time I look at the standings.
I am chalking it down to the injuries and the fact that Bussi feels like an outlier and it's a 'this is not how we thought it'd go'

To account for goalies, across the years Ned has a Gordie Howe hat trick. Goal with Pit, assist with Canes and fight with Sharks.

I think the NHL should reconsider Calder age limits for goalies.

It would be accurate if they said Ottawa lost both games in overtime but yeah like the Canes are right there. Same black and red uniforms too

The Bears have the pope's personal blessing because I can't explain that touchdown pass any other way.

Hahahahaah, you gotta be shitting me

CALEB
FUCKIN
WILLIAMS

That line always felt like it needed a selfish skill player. Jarvis is good on it but he's too much of a workhorse to be in prime scoring spots to take advantage.

It is the circle of goddamn shit with this team.
1. Bring in new guy
2. Refuse to sign players that fit his style
3. New guy flounders
4. Sack him mid-season <- You are here
5. Next guy underperforms because he just got here

Maybe relegation will collectively get everyone’s shit together

Tactical penalty by Svechnikov. Canes can clear the puck without icing it. #CarolinaCulture

The Sabres?

eraserheadadult on tumblr: "tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005 " eraserheadadult: "not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong"

I picked up Balatro on sale. I have made a huge mistake.

Based purely on vibes, Nashville, Minnesota and Calgary are three teams Aho just goes off on.

Centerfold poster of Lewis Hamilton from 2007. Caption says “Hamilton Boy Wonder”

Back in my parents’ house this week and I did the classic “looking through stuff that teenage me owned” and ladies and gentlemen look at the centerfold poster of baby Lewis Hamilton

Yeah the East in general a mid-off and while I feel like they’re coasting through it, is always a jump scare to see them at the top of the metro / East.

I have not kept up with the rest of the league and mostly just watching Canes games and I was genuinely surprised that they were 4th in the league in points percentage which seems disconnected from the inconsistent vibe of on-ice play. Missing 2 of your top 4 does not help but still. #RaiseUp

I know they’re losing right now but my god Ghost’s ability to shake and bake at the blue line is always fun to watch. #Canes

WHO ELSE BUT FISHY 😤

#Canes | /UNC_Health_Care

Mysterious illness. Season debut against Rangers. Shutout victory. Stick drop. We are so back.

I was thinking the same thing about Svechnikov. He looks like he needs some cliche forecheck backcheck pay cheque hockey