Hairy Garcia

We seem, as a society, to have a real shortage of empathy and critical thinking.

Speaking as someone in her district, I’m very happy she’s running again.

That is, ah… quite a headline.

They are scared shitless.

This’ll be an interesting test.

I’ll go take a dump right now and shed my 1/3 pound. FOR AMERICA!

Exactly right. It’s a motivator.

What a stupid question.

“Stop making me kill you!”

Basking in pride and glory of course.

Yes. Cheaters should not be given honorifics.

Uh, what?

I can’t even comprehend.

Wait for me!

Dissolve congress? What? How?

“Mr. President, how would we elect house members who only have 2 year terms?”

We need an American insurgency.

Holy shit, I did the same thing once removed!

They are far more of us than them.

Thank god for bulldog journalists like @jkbjournalist.bsky.social

This country has officially lost its fucking mind.

He’s not on BlueSky silly goose!

Isn’t that called statutory rape?

I make the best Cincinnati style chili west of the Mississippi.

I’d imagine that’s already in place in the rest of the White House, being the White House and all.

I’m Jerry Garcia.

NFL as an organization sucks balls.

Why does everything out of this White House re: Russia always seems to sound conciliatory?

Deputy FBI Director job will be open in a couple weeks.

Good, we can watch them lose once again.