🩹 mr. bump! 💙

(( I do a steal on here too

(( this prompt is probably going to be very hard for me but I like a challenge :3

Well, I'm not even sure if it IS a curse or just horrible luck!

[Thinking.
He had unfortunately been born with this unfortunate trait.]

[Bump is momentarily stunned, then he gets up. Ornament pieces aren't even there, nor is he bleeding. PG show logic.]

Ah, thank you-! Bit of a curse, though.

[You do tend to build a pain tolerance when constantly subjected to it...]

[Oh, there IS pain.
So much pain. He just takes it like a champ.]

Ouch...

[Mr. Bump comedically falls down from the pain, which causes him to further hurt himself with the shards-

Good thing slapstick doesn't come with blood!]

AAHHSG-

Superheroes??

I seem to be the opposite...

In fact, I am only really good at having acci--

[One of his ornaments fall and break on his foot. He JUST unbandaged that.]

OW!

(( who wants added to one of these lol

[Smiling, plopping it on. He lost his other one, poor thing.]

Thank you so much-!
I assume you noticed that's where the most bandages are...

(( me when

[His finger hurts now. :(]

[He was given a Diamond Dig It toy, but when he tries to use even the childproofed tools inside, he still smacks his finger hard with the plastic hammer. It doesn't have the material to cause a bone breakage, but it still HURTS.]

OWWWWW-!!!
AAgggddh...
Ouh... poopity poop...

[Mr. Bump is decorating his tree!

There's the occasional *BUMP* into surroundings, of course, but he seems to be having fun.]

...I see-!

[He, in fact, does not see. But he is trying to understand. It seems his society hasn't progressed to that point in technology.]

I already get tickled weekly, and I get stunned semi-daily, so I'm all good on that...

[He was previously too dazed and distracted to question the technological stuff he has never heard.]

(( he has an equally accident prone wife btw!

he is not alone :)

[He looks over at the tree with surprise-! It was there, now it's not. In fact, he falls over a little from the surprise! Thankfully, the fall was tame.]

Gee-!!
What was THAT?

[To be fair, Mr. Men started existing in the 1970s.]

Poopity poop--

[Nevermind, he got it!]

most photos I use are from here:

mrmen.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Bum...

the layout is from the mr. men show (the 2000s one)

[Oh dear!

He fell into snow, and it is so thick that he can't get out easily...

At least he's enjoying it!]

(( you are added! :)

(( currently there are two protectors and one terrorizer

(( who wants added to one of these lol

Oh, yeah...

[He knows someone who can do anything "logically" impossible in the normal world. Or he must, cause he doesn't sound very surprised.]

Well, it'd still be nice to relax sometimes-!! I can't even say how long this has been happening..

[A tree that is about to fall down on him. Uh oh.]

a blue and white cartoon character with a striped shirt on ALT: a blue and white cartoon character with a striped shirt on

💙 if you want to bear personal witness to mr bump's luck in interactions :3

reply to be the CAUSE of some of the luck >:3 (not EXCESSIVELY so. he's been around since the 1970s with the same gimmick he really needs breaks lol)

and I guess repost for visibility idk

[Still having some cartoony stars around his head, but they go away, which allows him to think.]

Uh-
Whew.. um. That would be nice! But what if someone finds it and brings the pain TO me-?

[A slapstick mascot, something this being definitely is, is a tempting target for the ill-intentioned.]

It's mostly just HORRIBLE luck I can't seem to shake, to the point where these bandages are iconic!

[Rubbing his little head. It mostly hurts there right now.]

Earlier, I got hurt by a rake. During winter!!

That doesn't sound like they're nice! Every form of life deserves a chance...

I don't really hurt anyone. I don't see why I should. In fact, my universe's narrative basically uses me as a slapstick punchline!