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It's my birthday month so can I get buddie canon AND a very important headline? Please?

Having to explain why I'm drawing Grimace (the McDonald's mascot) as an Uruk-hai with the white hand of Saruman after husband sees me mid drawing certainly is a thing that happened.

In an effort to not...devastate the local trout population...I'm gonna redirect all this chaotic awful energy today has had into thinking really hard about powerful men bursting into flames

TO ADMIT STRUGGLE IS A STRENGTH

signed your (albeit smashed) therapist bestie ❤️

Don't her goons say they've been checking every cradle and she loses it cuz all this time they've been looking for a baby? I assumed she wasn't looking personally and had them on it and they were just REALLY bad at their job 😅

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

CHICAGOANS!!!!

Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options.

You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org

I've seen so many people post about how they didn't know it could be so cold that trees explode, but in fifth grade I read "Brian's Winter" (sequel to Hatchet) by Gary Paulsen which talks about the trees exploding in the cold and that factoid has stayed with me.

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Theatrical

Hell yeah

Gurl they're playing the Naked Mole Rap in the club! 🕺

My skin is so fuckin dry this winter I'm about to start drawing it out of nearby plant life like that spooky water bending lady

It's a fundamental law of the universe that the more like a gross troll you feel upon leaving the house, the more hot people you will run into on your outing.

I love my family so much but the fact that I am the LEAST chaotic one is really saying something

First panel; Calvin's dad leaning on a car. Calvin says, " So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap" Second panel: Calvin wearing s safari hat saying, "I rigged a tuna fish sandwich yet, so I'm sure to have a tiger by now" Third panel: Calvin's dad says, "They like tuna fish, huh?" Calvin says, "Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich" Fourth panel: Hobbes hanging upside down by one ankle from a tree and eating a sandwich. He says, "We're kind of stupid that way"

November 18, 1985, the world met Calvin & Hobbes

What does one do when your Internet crush moves to your town?

As someone who grew up with the Worst kind of country people in MO. Being at a country show where there's many queer people and bands are saying Fuck Ice really pleases me

All I'm saying is that if Disney World madea section that was just a one to one replica of Traverse Town, you could never get me to leave. You could do night time shows with people in black morph suits as heartless. Think of the Halloween appeal!

Just a casual reminder: hey, fuck this guy. 🥰

"They all turned into sluts." - portion of a phone call overhead on the train

Love that in my current WIP I went from "oh cool librarian side characters" to "libraries are sacred spaces of the knowledge deity and these two librarians are clerics who used magic to forcibly eject cops from the building"

CTA Budget Town Hall Meetings - CTA

No shade but if you like being able to take the train/bus home after a late night gig, you might want to fill this survey out if you want to be able to keep that as an option

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".

My loved ones: no it's not.

Me in houseboy chic (crop and briefs) needing to step outside to hit a PokeStop and nearly just throwing on my slip ons and stepping outside without changing x_x

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Back in high school various organizations would fund raise by selling suckers. There was a crazy variety of flavors but the most (in)famous one was Spicy Melon. It was delicious but def had a kick. I'm currently drinking a drink with an identical flavor and it's wild!

A discarded Invisalign on the ground

...Cinderella...