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Have fun with that, jerks.

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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

If city leaders were honest…

"We want to spend over $120M on a new facility for a team owned by a wealthy out-of-state family. We won't get this money back & maintaining the stadium will cost us many millions more. But we would be politically embarrassed if the team leaves our city."

left side: screenshot from an article with the headline "Everett Mayor talks annexation, stadium at keynote speech" highlighted portion of the article: "discussed the city’s stadium project… a project she called a “once in a generation opportunity” and “a new economic engine.” She said the new stadium would drive tens of millions of dollars in economic activity per year." right side: four-panel meme, "But it might work for us" from Arrested Development. [panel 1] Tobias: "City leadership always sells a new stadium by saying it will be a great investment…" [panel 2] Lindsay: "Well did it work for those people?" [panel 3] Tobias: "No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but…" [panel 4] Tobias: "…but it might work for us."

Welp, looks like my city is falling for the SAME EXACT stadium nonsense EVERY OTHER city falls for…🤦 www.heraldnet.com/2026/03/06/e...

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

These are all answers given by trump and his various sycophants in the last five days to the question, "why are we doing this?"

screenshot from season 1, episode 20 of the cartoon show Bluey, showing a $5 bank note being handed across a shop counter

table showing the decrease in value of $5 exchanged seven times with a 2.6% + $0.15 fee. transaction start end 1 $5.00 $4.72 2 $4.72 $4.45 3 $4.45 $4.18 4 $4.18 $3.92 5 $3.92 $3.67 6 $3.67 $3.43 7 $3.43 $3.19

Watched an episode of Bluey last night with my kid (s01e20 - Markets) where the same $5 bill changes hands seven times at a farmers market. If these transactions were all digital, that $5.00 would have become $3.19 by the end.

Pay cash when you can, especially to local shops. 💵

graphic titled "Every country the U.S. has attacked in the 21st Century and which president(s) authorized the strikes:" Afghanistan: Bush, Obama, Biden, Trump Iraq: Bush, Obama, Biden, Trump Somalia: Bush, Obama, Biden, Trump Yemen: Bush, Obama, Biden, Trump Pakistan: Bush, Obama, ---- Trump Syria: ---- Obama, Biden, Trump Libya: ---- Obama, ---- Trump Nigeria: ---- ---- ---- Trump Venezuela: ---- ---- ---- Trump Iran: ---- ---- ---- Trump

From @therecount.com on Instagram, but fixed to be easier to parse at a glance. www.instagram.com/p/DVTxSWfkTWl/

Photograph of a fully cloud-covered sky behind some trees, at 3AM

Womp womp.

Got up at 3AM last night just in case it was clear enough to see the lunar eclipse.

Nope.

The moon was somewhere behind these clouds.

screenshot from the website "The Babylon Bee" Headline: "Mamdani Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators"

Conservative "humor."

That's a lot of boats.

the bombings will continue until peace improves

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

Donald Trump wearing a white baseball cap while standing behind a podium with the seal of the President of the United States, declaring war with Iran.

For WEEKS they would not shut up about Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference.

Anyway, here's Trump wearing a baseball cap while he declares war on Iran in his latest flagrant violation of the US Constitution.

Also, Trump raped kids.

The American people are the entrée.

"They’re not sending their best…"

Complaining that following the Constitution will stop you from doing the thing you want to do is... an admission that what you want to do is unconstitutional.

You swore an oath to defend the Constitution. You are violating that oath, Rep. Alford. Time to go home and let someone else do the job.

That looks like it could be a fish…

…it's not, though. It's a prostitute.

#OutOfContextWife

Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.

They can tear it down as long as they put up a plaque somewhere in the replacement buildings to commemorate it as Tonya Harding's training ground. 😏

The Süper Böwl, on the other hand… dispatches.fm/episode-195-...

Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me—but, hold on. Are these kids & their parents in the country legally? He who breaks the law is a criminal & must be punished.” So he instructed his disciples to round up the illegal children & send them to detention centers.

Mark 10:13-16, MAGA edition

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Redfin is running a contest to give away a house. I really, really hope that somehow the winner ends up being a guy named Jim. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4-...