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Just shut the goddamn thing down at this point, that was the point of that whole site.

Y'all deserve so much better than this. :/

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Commission made for @oeshar.bsky.social

Me when I put an extra canister of bear mace in the backpack.

me rn

The Substar TOS looks extremely similar to Patreon's now. Call your reps or we will lose everything

Tell them to stop the payment processor power grab, tell them to vote no on child online safety bills/ID verification. We need everyone

>taking them over

What the fuck power have you acquired...

[male-presenting nipples voice] human-like knee orientation

Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

I will mention its' Tax season and looking at these numbers it is going to hit me HARD.

SO if you enjoy my writing consider picking up this collection for $1+, it helps out with brick-a-brack and paying our horrible government.

It's a meme of the Paul Dano fucker from The Batman with text saying "IS HE STUPID?"

>human-like knee orientation

You should have a slutty outfit. Especially in case you get hypnotized and it's important for your friends to immediately have a cue that you're an obedient slut letting someone else do all the thinking now~ #TMITuesday 🌀

Just like in Pootie Tang...

Gamer chocolate

???

THEY’RE BOTH POWERFUL

Kah Meh Hah Meh Hah

Chill gay nightclub transformed into a horny rowdy titty sports bar, brainwashing all the men inside into straight sports dads

Both.

capacity training milestones

call those stretch goals

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

trying to find a job

Seattle is a city where the barter economy is proven to work as long as one of the things being bartered is drawings of fat animals

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

A screenshot of a video game, showing a bluesky-like social media app. The first post reads “ok I just found out “dinosaur” means “terrible lizard”?? how am I supposed to feel about this” The second post reads “why is it always ppl without horns who say shit like this” The third post reads “new year, new me. im taking this school year by the horns”

The glimpse of dinosaur social media that Goodbye Volcano High gives us is beautiful

✨ character TFs you into that fatass goblin skateboard dachshund from the Tom & Jerry movie ✨

Dynamaxed #pikachubelle ⚡️♥️

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Macro coded