Schrute Of Trust

These people’s rethought approach needs to be to march courageously into the sea

Pete Hagueseth bout to find himself a job at Second Envoy At Shield Of The Americas

Taste the gainbows

I’m ready to read this spiel

As usual, the value in cryptographic agility isn't ability to choose a different algorithm, it's the ability to reject and deprecate an old and insecure algorithm.

Republicans have had a lot more than 24 hours to decide where they stand on bigotry

If you took "sharia law" and removed the dietary restrictions Republicans would adopt it as their platform.

John Cleese from Fawlty Towers in a head bandage: “don’t mention the war!”

I just hope the slopbots somehow put McKinsey out of business first, in a delicious ironic denouement

“The market can remain credulous longer than you can remain solvent”

A:

“Marley was dead to begin with.”

B:

“Marley was dead with which to begin.”

I paid for two tickets to a Hannibal Lecture and by god I’m going to get my money’s worth

Special Military Sloperation

Seen at the Siena duomo. Floor mosaic art of a man shaking out a basket of treasures. It says “CRATES” above.

13th century Rust developer as depicted in the Siena duomo

I unironically love this journey for them. These are people for whom consequences do not exist if they do not happen to **them**

“By far the President Trumps choices for his cabinet”

Might be a bad case of Lumineers’ Disease

Listening to AI dorks talk is like watching a version of Pinocchio where the Blue Fairy never showed up and it's just a sad man trying to convince everyone his doll is alive and also lies to him.

Fun fact! The word "euphemism" comes from UEFI because the ancient Greeks knew better than to reference it directly.

congragulation to kristi noem on her new role as interim ayatollah

jacobian’s ladder

Juggling could replace 20% of all sports claims PT Barnum

I keep seeing reactions to LLM coding tools that harp on how it saves people from remembering where the semicolon me is or how to type curly braces. Buddy, if that was a skill you prided yourself in as a software developer, you needed to find a new line of work a long time ago

Soon we will get the “Rent” formula for computing ARR: last minute of revenue times 525,600

No one has more contempt for Republican voters than Republican politicians.

You can get millions of working class votes for the project of wealth concentration by promising immiseration of your choice of the many ethnic or sexual minorities those voters hate

I realize if you believe in the rapture you’re not that smart to begin with but how do you not see Donald Trump as the anti-Christ?

One other thing bagel

IMO the worst mistake people make trying to AI-proof their career is dropping everything to learn AI. It's like dropping out of math to study how to push calculator buttons really fast. The skill cap for AI is going to be your understanding of the underlying subject, not how good you are at prompts.

Tired: “Man-in-the-Middle”
Wired: “Person-in-the-Middle”
Inspired: “Interlocutor-in-the-Intermediacy”