happy birthday to my mother it’s time for the annual post of cool shit she’s done:
- smoked weed with joan jett
- engaged to a guy who was retired mafia
- dated a spy
- smoked weed in jamaica and the locals helped her smuggle some home
THIS IS TAKING ME TF OUT
BUT THE BLACK WIDOWS 😟😟😟😟
out of pet food, out of people food, broke, back hurts, black widows inside. should i jump? be honest.
YOU DID SO GOOD
mom’s birthday is on friday who wants to celebrate by buying pet food 😍
studley has had like 5 breakthrough seizures in the past two months, i don’t understand what the fuck is going on. he’s getting his meds like usual and we’re doing our best to limit his exertion, i don’t understand.
bank account overdrawn AGAIN. need $60 to avoid a fee i’m gonna crash out 🤪🤪
i miss when i could get out of state library cards for free the hold times are crazy!
OMG YAY
thank you 🥹 mom was just talking about you this morning and is so emo to know how you’re doing LOL
LMFAOOO that’s so real of you but yeah i froze it for a few days and then kept it bc i realized i needed it and it wasn’t worth making a new one
our electricity is about to be cut off, we’re out of food for us and the animals, we’ve expended all our resources. i just don’t know how to get out of this.
i wish i ever had luck with gofundme because i am genuinely drowning right now and every time i think i see a way out of it i sink further in 😵💫 every month i barely make it through the month and then the cycle repeats.
if a woman did this she’d never work again
they take that and post pics of light skinned romani people to defend it as if he isn’t SPECIFICALLY CALLED DARK SKINNED!!
reading wuthering heights for the first time and i’m in chapter one and heathcliff has already been described as dark skinned but yet people are still saying he wasn’t white washed in this movie i’m crying no one is serious anymore
after it got hacked twice in one day i don’t feel like it’s safe to keep it anymore 😔 plus customer service lowkenuinely fucked me over the first time i called so it’s like hm. not happy about this.
joking to cope with how insane this is lol
if anyone wants to send me $100 before i close it (have to wait until my bank processes my transfer) i won’t complain 🙈
happy fucking valentine’s day my paypal got hacked and i almost lost all my money 😍 now i have to close the account.
okay time to forget about this app again for a month but if any of u want to talk to me pls add me on discord (unlikeablefmc) 😊 i am bad at initiating conversation but i am good at sending 14 minute voice messages about any given topic
i will dm you later then hehe
do you wanna hear about my two characters i’ve come up with? one of them is a bit and the other is more serious but lowkey idk if she actually works as a character 🙈
noo it’s okay i’m lowkey too scared to play anyway i am like sorta learning via d20 but i also am like “none of this makes sense!”
this is frying me wow it really is a game made for me!
omg………… wait……. 🙈🙈🙈🙈
typo . i have to die
accidentaly created another d&d character to live in my head
he’s evil i love him so bad LOL yes we are and it SUCKS 😍 but i will survive somehow. HOW ARE YOU
