Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/
i'm chilling sitting next to keep away risk of falling rocks trees rock
salt & vinegar latte
this is real allyship actually
ouch!
even the ai summary gets it right what kind of absolute sniper do you have to be to hit me like that
got he/him'ed on zoom today so who wants to help me commit seppuku
y'all i'm sorry but i've been using copilot ai at work for some of my more bullshit tasks and it does save me a lot of time and effort on some of my reviews and department work
i think if you are going somewhere with your partner and you have to say "i just want to have a good time" you've already lost
My Smelly Girlfriend
turning 32 in a week and now my idea of letting loose is having a cup of black tea at 3 in the afternoon
Chuck Shasta... Mitch McDonalds Sprite
been thinking about Nancy Pepsi all day
It Only Tuesday
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
*rfk voice* we're gonna bring back clapping on the 1 and 3
so it's cool to see (more) people embracing alt/queer/trans athletes on an international level!
in 08/09 i definitely felt like i couldnt be a skinny-jeaned swoopy-haired emo kid & also swim at a high level and that definitely influenced the way that i presented myself in high school. for me that was tied up w the homophobia that was still very present in school/sports even in the late aughts
things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
I have a pimple patch on my third eye
love going to the gay coffee shop where you have to specify you want a hot drink or they'll just start making it iced
the circus is over and all I have is this stupid bread
I Hated crypto karaoke
maybe there's diminishing returns around your millionth dollars worth of ketamine but when you've been making <80% AMI for years and you run into a band there's no telling how happy dropping $100 on eBay can make you
whoever said money can't buy happiness never made minimum wage before or been on unemployment bc once you have man even a couple hundred bucks makes u happy as hell
being a capitalist consumerist piglet today but I might also go nuts and buy my first new pair of shoes in like a year and a half
dresseW
getting a bonus at work and a tax refund this spring so I'm going ham and treating myself to gently used dressew from eBay and a ticket to a spring training game on my birthday!! and ordering some fancy chocolates for my boyfriend for Valentine's 😈
that's interesting because I've heard some bad reports about Long Island. are you saying you don't trust what people say about Long Island?
a beautiful moon on a big beautiful bus
I love looking out a window
