, my latest for bagehot

just get an AI to comment “can this be a table instead” every five paragraphs and you are 80% there

odd lots podcast getting in four or five two min ad breaks on a 40 minute episode. vile stuff

emailing this to my direct reports at 9pm to ensure they get their drafts to me by breakfast

is slightly improved tbf

he’s 32. he’s outlived seven roombas

when the seagulls follow the trawler etc

“closed out” my oil bet today so am taking this move by the new ayatollah personally. not a good way to start the relationship.

leaving spaghetti strands on the floor under the high chair so they dry a bit before you sweep them up very much the connoisseur’s soaking pans before cleaning them imo

need someone to do the opening of MGS2 in the straits of Hormuz to salvage my commodities trading career

guy who set his limit orders wrong:

tyb

guy waiting for grace blakeley to update her substack to work out what’s going on with oil

hang on isn’t Warhammer ultimately made of oil

wtf

not a bad option for your novices looking to stretch themselves a bit but I’m advanced only tyvm

there’s only one “neck oil” for me now and that’s leveraged Brent futures

think I might get rich trading crude oil futures if that’s ok with everyone

… but I do not know the way

FT: "Safety is not the absence of threats - it is the ability to absorb them, intercept them, and protect civilian life," added Zachary Cefaratti, founder of Dubai-based investment bank Dalma Capital. "In Dubai, you are seeing what security looks like when it is actually stress tested."

quite GPT-coded this

just got off a work call (boo) where everyone else got instructed to prepare for a further call before nighttime, except my team (hooray)

was the same with that one from mae martin, which was tbf, rubbish in a broader sense too

quite enjoying the new thing from the derry girls person but there’s too much mystery flashback shite

did he use the AI to excise you? 😬😬😬

trumps “thank you for your attention to this matter” bit - annoying!

this is sick

animals mudded

if he’s done a single dead drop I will turn all my joes over

We're watching you. Scum.