Screenshot of a TikTok by a guy called Theodore sandman. He’s wearing a white shirt, white skinny jeans and bright red trainers. He’s kicking about and in clip art esque text it says ‘sorry I’m just a kick-boxer and also an old prisoner’
I love the algorithm despite what I said earlier
*trying to do literally anything important and/or boring*
my brain:
Natural fibres
🕺📢 BITCH‼️
Fair play to the guy who’s been dutifully responding to my instagram story selfies since 2017 despite never getting a reply. Maybe one day fella
I shouldn’t have to go to work
Genuinely feel hungover cos I ate too much last night. Life comes at you fast
It felt like one
Excellent can design
An empty can of kinda diet cola next to a glass of it with ice in
A glass of cola with ice
Went to a Yemeni place tonight and forgot to take photos of anything other than my extremely crispy cola
lmao
The rock wearing a turtleneck, jeans, chain and bumbag in the 90s
you sure about that?
I’m doing my bit
Filtered selfie of a white blonde woman
Filtered mirror selfie of a blonde white woman wearing a black turtleneck and blue jeans
I’ve dressed like the rock by mistake
lmaooo
Have realised this always coincides with gav dipping so I’m blaming him
People better start posting better then
I’ll take that thank you
Obviously I don’t mean war
Just nerd adjacent
Anyone got any good gossip?
What about when you met me
I need things to be less boring
Just being a bit cheeky you know how it is
Feel like I could kick a door down
How I imagine some of you lot
Too late!!!!!
And knickers
I don’t give a fuck about a robot!!!
Awww
The non removable metal pants stay ON etc etc
