i hate it so much
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Utrom Monitor
{4}{U}
Artifact Creature — Utrom Scientist
Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
Flying (This creature can’t be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)
The utrom are a peace-minded people, up to a point. Beyond that, they are a laser-minded people.
3/3
Illustrated by Leonardo Vincent (Levinky)
the big pisser for me is when a great pauper card is printed into a very specific product that isn't also throwing stuff into booster packs
like it's crazy to know this guy's out there and he's $5 a pop
10.03.2026 07:40
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there's too many fuckin cards to keep track of
10.03.2026 07:35
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we are more than half way there!! yay!! 😍
10.03.2026 01:04
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i wouldn't either but like i'll let fools and money part ways!
10.03.2026 07:25
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literally, like,,,
10.03.2026 07:21
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yeag
10.03.2026 07:20
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nah i'll let the dream enjoyers have this one it's so stupid lol
10.03.2026 07:20
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oh shit oh fuck
10.03.2026 07:17
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i know i want him polyganized
10.03.2026 07:12
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you can do anything
at facebook marketplace
10.03.2026 07:10
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in many ways the black market
is zombocom
10.03.2026 07:08
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and...a finger...oh jeez and also a spleen
10.03.2026 07:06
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oh shit this has legs!
and entrails!
10.03.2026 07:05
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favorite thing 2 do on internet dot com
10.03.2026 07:03
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it's so fun and cool to post online with gods dumbest panopticon breathing down your shoulder
10.03.2026 07:00
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,,, i am intrigued by the spider count
10.03.2026 06:59
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they will kill the world before hiring a graphic designer
10.03.2026 06:59
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u got spiders?? 👀👀👀
10.03.2026 06:56
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jarvis, polyganize this man's balls
10.03.2026 06:56
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gov: was workshopping names with a friend and we both landed on a name that we were both like daaawg yea that's it
bugs: well i'm a silly guy full of gender who looks good in a dress and loves bunnies and also bugs from matrix 4 but i think ive transcended that
10.03.2026 06:54
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it's so fucked!!
10.03.2026 06:51
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Thank you for finally confirming, in public, that—as an institution—the NYT strenuously avoids understanding anything about writing.
10.03.2026 05:46
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"WE MUST PAY TRIBUTE TO THE ALTAR OF THE HEGEMONY! PRAISE BE TO OUR SOON TO BE CHILD, MAY HE FUCK AND MAKE MANY MORE SOON TO BE CHILDREN!!"
*utah is just like, an inferno in the background*
10.03.2026 06:43
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like i don't understand how all of this shit hasn't been resoundedly refuted as obvious bullshit
10.03.2026 06:48
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i have a few other practical functional thoughts but they probably violate the ToS
10.03.2026 06:47
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right like,
idk i was on the phone with my mom a few days ago to give her a good life update and she was like "wow you don't sound so tired today!" and i was like
yea dawg. i had a brief escape from
ya know
10.03.2026 06:44
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"WE MUST PAY TRIBUTE TO THE ALTAR OF THE HEGEMONY! PRAISE BE TO OUR SOON TO BE CHILD, MAY HE FUCK AND MAKE MANY MORE SOON TO BE CHILDREN!!"
*utah is just like, an inferno in the background*
10.03.2026 06:43
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is it just me or has the general vibe gotten like, a few shades worse recently?
10.03.2026 06:41
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literally today like "why do I feel so bad about myself lately?" as if it's not obvious
10.03.2026 06:40
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