I'm not eating tree bark unless it's literally life or death.
@forunnertourguide
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I'm not eating tree bark unless it's literally life or death.
// For the record I fucking love soup
Give me soup all day
Mmmmmmm I'll eat soup as a main course, fuck you Gordon
Thank you?
I'm not saying I hate soup, I'm just saying, have like... and sandwich with it, or bread, or something.
Soup can't be the main course, it's mostly liquid.
We need calories, dammit.
... Soup isn't filling enough though, it's not a meal--
Yeah, but I mean... tell me you guys are at least having sandwiches with it or something.
There's a silent moment before a look of awe crosses his face, and he he can't help but shuffle slightly, clearly trying to hold in his excitement.
"Holy shit... holyshitholyshitholyshit--"
He smiles up at her. "I have so many questions--"
Why the hell are we all talking about soup?
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... I will not be participating in Ricochet this time around for... reasons.
// Gordon is a Forerunner nut, any and all information humans know about Forerunners, he wants to know
So MEETING a Forerunner? Oh lord he might die of happiness
Looking up at @masterjuridical.bsky.social.
"... holy shit... you're a Forerunner, aren't you?"
// โค๏ธ this for some banter!
Nothing super serious, just one word/post starters, mostly.
#SpartanSunday
Just another day at the office.
// *opposite
Fucking--
Just watching her run, and then looks in the upside direction and then back at her.
TEMPORARY PINNED
- Spartan II
- Writer 18+
- Combined Silver & Main Timeline Canon
- FC: Bentley Kalu
Wha--
(As a dart bounces off his visor)
// I wanted his handle to be forerunnertourguide but alas... one letter too long ๐
Currently building a Rube Goldberg machine in his quarters.
It's one of his favorite hobbies.
TEMPORARY PINNED
- Spartan IV OC, Military Police Specialization
- Writer is 18+, Minor Muses & Muns DNI
- Has extensive experience with Forerunner site exploration
- FC: Bernhard Forcher