Blacknically Speaking, I

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Iono if being a hater makes em ugly or if the ugly ones are more likely to be haters, either way niggas are clearly not alright

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Not even the emergency taco bell or popeyes packets from five years ago?

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They gotta zoom in on the yeeks so y'all dont know they looking shellshocked, just shaking ass with a thousand yard stare

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Lotta people see strong emotions as a way of expressing love, even when those strong emotions are negative as hell. 'If I didn't LOVE you, I wouldn't get so CRAZY about you!' Nah, you're just a liability. It's hard outchea and nobody needs a partner at home going nuts making shit worse.

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9 overly-enthusiastic minutes and an apology later you on the sidelines and they're getting ready for the rest of the night as a twosome. But at least you get to be in the room?

I'm curious, but not curious enough to actually play haha

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Who knows how an IUD works? Tubes??? Fellas, we cannot TRUST these women with OUR reproductive rights. Get a vasectomy just in case, you can reverse em if you meet yourself a nice gal.

Oooh yea since everyone and they cousin wanted that podcast money and saw how little you need to actually know in order to run your mouth like Rogan. Podcasts were for experts for like six boring weeks before marketing companies took over.

How tf is Corey there but not Patrice O'Neal lmao who even are you bro

Definitely felt like arson when fires started cropping up in areas outside the fire line

It's got an insanely high annual fee but the travel rewards are nice if you fly often. If you don't travel a lot or intend to keep a balance there are probably better cards that won't require as spotless a credit score or hit you up for $700 annually.

Coming from a former smoker, no. No they do not. A few self-aware smokers might think their hands and face stank right after a smoke break, but they definitely don't realize it's just all the damn time.

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Thought I would switch shit up for 2025 and try a new shaving cream scent, but it backfired and I now smell like the oldest nigga in the congregation. Learned my lesson bout anything with silver in the name, but imma make the most of it and go seduce somebody auntie out her bingo money. Havemercy.

Most people legit don't know how to shop for groceries. Cart full of prepackaged foods, precut veg, and all the most expensive namebrand version of everything from an expensive grocer will have a mf convinced it's cheaper to order food. I promise the math goes real different if you're at like Aldi's

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Who don't love a weekend brunch tho

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Yeah you gotta get up outta there

Sifu taught me I was unequivocally not that dude. Game so damn hard for no reason lol

Wealthfront.com is a favorite of mine for automated index trading. Mostly just deposit money each month and let them do their thang.

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Ayeeee

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Errybody else waiting to join the rumble:

Oooh, I never really thought about putting GameCube games on my modded Wii but this is a great ideaaaa!

Drake sending cease and desist to everybody with better moves than his character, betting 200k on the wrong ass eSports competitors. I'm here for it.

Coming from a house in the white neighborhood, yuuup. They complain about it loudly, even put blurbs in the community newsletter. Nextdoor is prolly a mess rn and at least several of them are gonna be looking for dogs that escaped their yards.

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Magneto just starts smilin talmbout ohhh this metal boned bitch again

I prefer to think about it like an oxygen mask on a flight, you gotta make sure yours is secure before helping others. Being fortunate enough to be among the black minority means an opportunity to be a louder voice calling for the removal of obstacles that may be deterring others.