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@riothobbit

chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest

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the moment when

12.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i learned at the feet of wise men who smelled of smoke

11.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

roll towels and wonder bread. lick your fingers clean.

11.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stop using napkins at your cookout and just get a stack of goddamn wonder bread like a proper bbq joint.

11.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the coen brothers 'oppenheimer'

11.03.2026 23:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since these attacks are unidentified we cannot rule out that the Sea Peoples have returned.

11.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

that 'ow this is too fucking hot' mouth juggling breathing thing is probably the first undignified thing i would do

11.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i would do extremely undignified things to that, with my face.

11.03.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have bgee2 sitting on my computer ready to install and for some reason (spoiler alert) going back to candlekeep just kills my momentum every time.

11.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have been playing bg since it came out and never finished it

11.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of my kids got 'work together' tattoo'd on her, which is from more than a decade before she was born and another country it is also cooler than shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkr6...

11.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

got a sorcerer, fighter/thief, paladin, cleric, and a skald bard.

11.03.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm playing the enhanced edition that has all the enhanced edition goodies like monks, although i am not playing one

11.03.2026 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i recently started a playthrough of iwd 1 so say hi to any survivors i leave

11.03.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it still does but souls are 5.19 a pound for the decent but not great stuff

11.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they key to building a good AI is to have enough investor funds to defeat all the class action lawsuits

11.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

counterpoint: he is high on cocaine proposing a show within a show Blackface minstrel group performing a rap version of the scarlet pimpernell which he will write, as an answer to 'hamilton'

11.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

are you being a tribunal killjoy

11.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถfiiiiiiiiiiiive lords behaving badly
four turtle doves

11.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lot of folks tilting at windmills when there are a whole lot more useful things a knight could be doing right now, even if they are 'giants.'

11.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cue up the voter suppression aimed at democratic orgs against the war

11.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a comedy is just a zoomed in tragedy

11.03.2026 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alas for the bright cup!
Alas for the mailed warrior!
Alas for the splendour of the prince!
How that time has passed away,
dark under the cover of night,
as if it never were.

11.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

11.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i will be writing time and temperature control for food storage safety records in haiku

11.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I cooked a steak using a FLAMETHROWER and a LEAF BLOWER! (Here's Why) | Sous Vide Secrets
I cooked a steak using a FLAMETHROWER and a LEAF BLOWER! (Here's Why) | Sous Vide Secrets YouTube video by The Gastronomer

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10.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there is, but invisible letters are even rarer than silent letters

10.03.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Check out this fucking sandwich

10.03.2026 04:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0