Atlas Hugged

Trump says Khamenei is dead.

Full statement:

non negotiable purity tests for the politicians:

First 100 days:
Abolish ICE+Tribunals+release victims
Full Trans Rights
Prosecute The Entire Nazi Regime

first term goals:
Repeal patriot, hs, telcom acts, crime bill
defund, demilitarize police
medicare for all
housing for all
education for all

No, Democrats want to ABOLISH ICE. Statistically, factually true.

YOU want ”common sense reforms”, whatever the fuck that means. Historically it has meant “give more money and resources to an out of control, unaccountable force that is abusing our citizens.

thwrangis: "has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist" mollyjames: "I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily"

Mountain Goats / Squirrel Girl crossover

😢

Oh, not Ziggy.

This is an easy fix, starting with step 1, wherein you lock the target

Dan Wineman (@dwineman@xoxo.zone) on Masto: "You're absolutely right — you are Pagliacci. It would certainly be difficult for you to attend your own performance! I should not have given such paradoxical advice, and I apologize deeply for the error. There is no excuse for my failure. Nevertheless, comedy is a powerful healing force. My recommendation is to seek out live entertainment. For example, great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up. Sponsored Reply (Great Clown Productions, Ltd.)"

as the operating room fades to white, you feel yourself rising from the table, faster, faster, through stars, faster, past everything, into the void. after an unlnowable length of time, you hear a gruff yet familiar voice. "What Fucking Kind Of Soul Is This?" it asks

If the point of having a society *isn't* to care for each other, to ease suffering and realize each life's potential, literally what is the point? To hoard wealth? To build empires on other people's throats? Life is brief, nothing lasts. Wealth and empires are pointless violence.

1. He used a widely recognized term in his community
2. You know this
3. You're framing the story as if it's a controversy about this woman's claimed fear
4. Because you're once again dabbling in racist tropes, trying to help establishment Dems hold onto power

I mean there’s some obvious catastrophe they fail to make hay out of just about every other day, so

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.

Will we listen to his words today?

Well is Nate Silver tells you you’re wrong, that should be a huge confidence boost

Palestinian mother with her baby in 1920 🇵🇸

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While the media was horrified by
"Death to IDF"
it somehow missed
Death by IDF

meme via Piara Miah

“These Iranians are so unreasonable! Why can’t they just take their bombings in the peaceful way they were intended?”

And yet not one of them took your camera and beat the stuffing out of you with it

Go away

Kilmar Abrego Garcia describes being tortured in the El Salvador mega prison, where Trump sent him without due process — admittedly by mistake.

As un-American as it gets. And others are still there.

Thank you Brad! Keep the pressure up!

All you need to know

Yeah I have a lot of hope that they will be grappling for their piece and decimate their chances. But I also know we’ve barely begun to see what depths they’ll go to to smear him. Since antisemite didn’t work, they will pivot to communist, and spend ungodly amounts on it.

The AI Company Zuckerberg Just Poured $14 Billion Into Is Reportedly a Clown Show of Ludicrous Incompetence The data annotation company Scale AI that Meta splurged $14 billion to take ownership of was reportedly overrun with "spammers."

Ed I’ve been trying to get friends to pay attention to your pre-emptive analyses of obvious dumb “revelations” like these

futurism.com/scale-ai-zuc...

Haha you’re dumb

So, war then.

Journalist Anas Al Sharif reports from the scene of the deadly Israeli attack on the Al-Baqa Cafe, on the beach of Gaza City. At least 33 people were killed and many others injured in the massacre.