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Have we considered that Ben Shapiros eyebrow situation is just letting them grow out? It’s his version of going full bush?

for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel

Bananas are intimidated by plantains, but they are very problematic about it

Going papi mode this weekend

Barron give him your blood. For America.

Time for hegseth to fulfill his destiny as America’s hermann gorring

Hard to believe it’s only been 25 years and we’ve already built up enough 9/11 points to get another one

Happy new mitski day to all my fellow sad girls

I love my smooth brain, and yours

So how soon until one of the looksmaxxers murders another one?

Been over salting my food lately. Gotta make something perfectly seasoned to redeem myself soon.

Interracial lesbian couple in the bathroom fixtures ad woke is so back

I will be doing my summer grilling on The Contraption™️

Getting the urge to spend a straight up irresponsible amount of money on records

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Roasted a bunch of beets over the weekend, so I get to have a little health scare every time I go to the bathroom this week

Watching an episode of bill nye with my 5th graders, and they are not appreciating the sick drum and bass in the interstitials

In the land of the circ’ed, the uncut man is king

diarrheo (diarrhea for boys)

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

Update:

New cozy sleeping position unlocked

They should make an auto feeder for wet food. It’d be so gross.

They were right about video games teaching violent tactics

I think I just need an outlet for all the darkness lol

suckin’ on that chili dog to completion

I'm feeling a (partial) game of thrones rewatch coming on. Dare I?

It’s a top tier sandwich, but this feels nefarious

Why am I hearing about French dips so much lately? What is big sandwich up to?